Garter Poems - Poems about Garter

...Lanccelot went thro' the lists ticking off heads, lost count of how many that he'd had in his beds, handing a garter to the queen was wrong gender, although he supposed that she could return to se......

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...The day of two superpowers Passing white clouds amidst blue skies Heaven's sprinkling blesseth showers Turquoise blue lagoon compromise Surface inviting raindrop scour......

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...Like the king of Cordoba’s treasury Reflected in a robber’s eye A laden dish of memory Spills into the summer night From a moving carriage window A flaming garter flies With whoops an......

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...Some kids have dogs or cats. I have a squirrel, Fluff-fluff. Yesterday he took me to Old Man Flatt’s. What am I looking at? I asked, as I gazed at stuff. There were soybeans of course. Far off......

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...I wrap myself in feather-boa-fantasies of his dreams sinuous pinot-grigio-me; X-rated and never sated dancing to rock ‘n roll— 80’s dated ...my floorshow our foreplay welcome to the conjuga......

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...Roses spread with lace garter; Boutonnière and charter. Green meadow eyes clung to lass. Juliet was upper class. A shepherd was he, with crook. All gentle men, she forsook. Under the willow, th......

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...Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive Expanse of green acres draped like a petticoat when ye arrive birds of a feather flock together and bees gather coll......

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...Barn owl lands on the soft grass With a giant whump Scaring away mice and chipmunks They scatter in many directions A garter snake was not as lucky He gets carried off in giant talons Lunch for......

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...I’ve got a flat tyre. Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy. Can you fix it? Are you going to a fancy dress party? I’m getting married, Sherlock. Wow, kept that quiet, who’s ......

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...Queen of the Empire Shining brightly Through golden ages A Torch of Humanity Bringing Robust British Prosperity To all wholesomely! Queen of the Empire Touching all shores with the fire......

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...How about using a soft comfy material? You are being silly. Those materials are for men. Women like being uncomfortable. Having the tight elastic garter belt stuck in their crack. Rubbing against......

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...Blackberry Memoir Blackberries, round and glossy, Always invite me to return To dusty country summer afternoons When languid waves of mirages Puddle into shimmering hiatus. From the gently......

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...I am in a restaurant booth alone, reading. A happy voice uplifts. "Found a snake in my bed, just a little one. A garter snake". I stop reading and listen. They are in the next booth. Her friend......

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...Whenever the wife needs a break From necking when I'm on the make Her hammer and stake Just make my heart ache And terrifies my garter snake......

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...The ballerina bunnies should be here at three if you please. They pirouette and courtesy in their ballet shoes, light as a breeze! The garden was waiting with tulips ready to give them a wink. Th......

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