Best Garter Poems

garter in the grass
waiting to slither away
silently waiting...

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sizzling, scintillating-
tittillation from on stage
oh, the way she works that pole
would cause erections in the morgue.


legs and arms and breasts (oh damn!)
promise rare delicious delight.
and that ass would stop traffic
in the middle of a Nascar race.


but take a close look 
at those eyes...
colder than a...

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Like the king of Cordoba’s treasury
Reflected in a robber’s eye
A laden dish of memory
Spills into the summer night

From a moving carriage window
A flaming garter flies
With whoops and calls
And high-pitched trills
The vehicle turns aside

Then flames appear at the curtains
And smoke pours out the doors
As the party...

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