Funny Farm Poems - Poems about Funny Farm

...How to attach a shower curtain... I revisit rather than write from scratch a poem crafted May twenty third two thousand and twenty since the following words apropos and amply serve a duplicat......Read the rest...

...Do any of you guys wake up feeling great And can't figure the reason why Don't question it, just go along with the flow High five every passer by Some will smile and wish you a good day......Read the rest...

...Woman A and Woman B Woman A speaks about Woman B Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me I run in to the bathroom and meet Woman B Woman A needs a day off, without delay she sa......Read the rest...

...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......Read the rest...

...Leading his horse in the heat of the day Been gone a long time but he still knows the way Just a few shacks when he went for the gold He’d found a few nuggets but now he’s too old So, home to t......Read the rest...

... Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding Cats purring, dogs applauding Farmers heeding, flapping hands......Read the rest...

...I can't stop them, the words just keep flying out As if someone else is controlling my fingers And I just feverishly write them down and obey their commands Spooky eh! Am I destined for t......Read the rest...

...BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, as are all the other players identified herein as having had a role in the sweet soul seduction ......Read the rest...

...Do any of you guys wake up feeling great And can't figure the reason why Don't question it, just go along with the flow High five every passer by Some will smile and wish you a good day While ......Read the rest...

...Farmer Frank raises redickilous alliterative animals at Farmer Frank's Furry, Feathery Funny Farm: Comedical Cows Daffious Donkeys Punnious Pigs Tongue-in-cheeky Turkeys Chortifia......Read the rest...

...How to attach a shower curtain... Suffering permanent anatomical disfigurement, nonetheless maintaining marital bliss at steep price despite more or less musculoskeletal dislocation, I eagerl......Read the rest...

...What's new with me...Matthew? Well for starters Nationwide road service emergency one man cutting crew with battery charger in tow knew exactly why no juice (think electricity), his hunch fou......Read the rest...

...The craziest creature Straight out of a feature Was named Mr. Beecher. Foaming came from his mouth. And his dribbling went south. Also he lisped like a gigantic louse. He became our art te......Read the rest...

...I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it Why should I grow up, there's more fun to emit Words like ga ga and goo goo Or poopy and doo doo Run when the funny farm wants me to commi......Read the rest...

...When up in Christ do want to be caught, Always Bible should have been brought; Further read; Plant a seed; Much more knowledge about Him sought. Jim Horn What we had found was much alarm, ......Read the rest...