Funny Farm Poems - Poems about Funny Farm

AN AVERAGE DAY DOWN AT THE FUNNY FARM

Sir Billy Pig’s missing his oats
Miss Piggy Wig’s had hers, she gloats
But she’s looking so rough
Her bum’s full of crap stuff
Its output is brown and it floats!

I’m advised by a pal of mine
To “Never cast pearls before swine”
Or put lipstick on a pig
When it’s mouthing off big
Miss Piggy Wig’s an old bovine!

funny farm or loony bin

Funny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv

Fall asleep, don’t care if it is night or day
The attendants are glad, I am out of their way
This asylum increases my natural lunacy
Weird attendants seem worse off than me

The Funny Farm

Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding 
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands in disgust






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Crazy Time At the Funny Farm

Farmer Frank
raises redickilous
alliterative animals at
Farmer Frank's 
Furry, Feathery Funny Farm:
  Comedical Cows
  Daffious Donkeys
  Punnious Pigs
  Tongue-in-cheeky Turkeys
  Chortifiable Chickens
  Showoffitty Sheep
  Buffoonic Bulls
  Offbeaten Ostriches
  Goofian Goats
  Hilaric Horses
  Slapstickitty Steer
  Riotful Roosters
  Laughening Llamas
  Howlinious Hounddogs
  Cartoonic Cattle

The Funny Farm

I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, there's more fun to emit
Words like ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants me to commit

The Funny Farm

I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit
Words like ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants me to commit

The Funny Farm

I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit
Say ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants you to commit

Trump On a Funny Farm

Trump On A Funny Farm

Trump's lips do look like Donald Duck
Sad imitating palsied person when he does cluck
Like a cruddy chicken carries on and on
Sure hope pretty soon he will be gone.

Down people he will cut and criticize
Has short stubby hands and sleazy eyes
Then he really tries to put you to the test
When he starts

Funny Farm

I fly through the smoky air 
then I poke a big brown bear 
I balance on a tight rope 
and I slide down a steep slope 

I eat a ball of fire 
and I do things to admire 
I clown around and juggle 
but with sharp knives I struggle 

the things around me do break

Funny Farm Friends

One obnoxious orangutan ordered oysters
Staff sympathetically said such supplies sold
Constantly complaining confronting chasing customers
Barred because before being boisterously bold

Two timid tigers tragically trembled
While watching woeful weasels wrestle
Standing straight shaking subconsiously scared
Displaying discomfort dizzy dribbling dreadful

Three talented turkeys taught tricks
Creating courageous crazy circus clowns
Amazingly always attempting additional acts
Frolicking foolishly finally forgetting frowns

Four fabulous flamingos fixed fences
Gigantic

Kids' Funny Farm

I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty.

Welcome To the Funny Farm

Beware of wolves in sheepskins
My what clever wolves
I wonder if the sheep could pass as wolves
Perhaps they could go to Wolves R Us

I've heard of a Fox in a Hen House
I wonder if a Hen ever visits a Fox House

Who was the idiot that let the Bull loose
The china shop will never be the same
I

Funny Farm

cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa
cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa
tis my wild kingdom



written 2009

To the Funny Farm

They came to take you away
Napoleon the fourteenth
We remember that ditty 
from decades ago.

The Funny Farm

The love we shared is now no more.
    With bitterness she slammed the door.
She said I've had enough I'm through with you.
   I'm tired she said of the things you do.
You have no respect for me at all.
   And when I talk to you it's like talking to

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