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Kids' Funny Farm

I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep, 
and shear woolly cows in a sty.

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Kim Merryman

Date: 5/31/2016 4:00:00 PM

Funny and creative! I really like your limerick, Jack! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Charlie Smith

Date: 5/21/2016 7:25:00 PM

Wonderful imagination Jack, congratulations...

Carrie Richards

Date: 5/20/2016 12:53:00 PM

How cute is this ?? !!! Kids (and grownups alike, ) would love this one !!) Well done, Jack !!

Jan Allison

Date: 5/20/2016 12:28:00 PM

Great write Jack made me giggle congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/20/2016 10:51:00 AM

This limerick is one entry that I had faith in from the start, and I'm pleased to see it on the winning podium! Congratulations, my friend. ~ Regards // paul

Bl Devnath

Date: 5/20/2016 10:21:00 AM

Congrats on your beautiful win my lovely friend. Loved always, bl

Rob Carmack

Date: 5/20/2016 9:34:00 AM

Congrats Jack.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/20/2016 3:40:00 AM

This is unique and a great fun poem for children Jack! Congratulations on your third placement! #7 ; )

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/19/2016 8:10:00 PM

awesome,Jack BIG congrats > I love this.

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 11/1/2015 12:02:00 PM

Love the imagination played on this limerick Jack. I can see them making faces and saying--but pigs don't fly and sheep can't lay eggs --and give you a funny look.lol love phyl

Robert Johnson

Date: 10/21/2015 9:42:00 PM

Wow jack, you nailed this limy. Enjoyed. Should be read in every grade school. Not that we're trying to confuse the little tykes. :) Very entertaining.

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 10/21/2015 6:43:00 PM

Jack, this is so cute and clever...I want to visit this farm : ) Hugs

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 10/20/2015 7:16:00 AM

Nice work my friend. I would really like to see you milking a flying pig. Thumbs up from me.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/18/2015 8:06:00 PM

Wow, Jack, I think this has got to be my very favorite in the kids' contest. It would get one of my top placements if I were judging. I have not seen all the entries . but Wow!!!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 10/18/2015 6:56:00 PM

Funny & clever... as usual!