Funny Friend Poems

I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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The Kitten

In canine halls of wisdom, where dogs do reside,
A furry little menace, has decided to abide,
A kitten, small and sassy, with eyes so bright,
A...

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A beast named Gavin Godzilla 
Liked a girl named Priscilla. 
The issue was that he was a klutz 
And it drove everyone nuts. 
He was...

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I dedicate this song to my friend Art Hill a fellow musician  
 who really does keep watermelons handy 
during these summer months
 to...

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Can you make a friend— like a craft project?
I know, I hear this parental voice, “just be yourself.”

All of my classes this semester will be...

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My head has always been made of glass,
and inside it lives a faint idea of who I am.
She used to be a silhouette,
but even then...

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Sunny yellow straw hats with ribbons and bows,
Butterflies that shine when the full moon glows,
Feather cushions scattered of bright pink and blue, 
Buttercups and daises...

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I have to come clean as I return to see 
your ashen corpse and dried leaves  
My survival became more important than yours 
but...

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Genuine
Radiant
Agreeable 
Considerate
Eccentric 


Educated
Leader
Inner beauty 
Zesty
Affectionate 
Brave
Enlightening 
Trusting
Hard working


Very funny
Affable 
Ultra deluxe edition 
Graceful (see what I did there)
Helpful
Natural...

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"Time... Always here but never here." By Poet

Time my funny friend,
I cannot see you or feel you.
Yet time you are always with me,
from morning until...

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Suzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!

Tom and...

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It's funny. The mind goes there and back,
Switching between lyre to inspire -
And the sober thoughts of black.

If all I love is theory,
And if all...

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Your hands
Etched into the rigid grooves
That line the ages of my face
Go cold
As my blood flows still. 
Frozen in a watery grave.
It's funny
How two souls...

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they always ask me to stay a little longer,
as if laughter came from my skin.
as if I could be unlonely
just by making sure no one...

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