Freddy Poems - Poems about Freddy

Based on Frosty The Snowman Freddy the mailman is just out on parole He did the crime and served his time For all that mail he stole Now Freddy is back as Christmas bells chime Freddy the mailman is now a con man people say He charms the ladies with words sweet as honey Deceiving...

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Written By: D. Collins 9/17/24 Petty Freddy's a man no child would want to be. Void of selflessness and human morality. Stuck on stupid because it is all about him. May be why wifey doesn't travel to Wisconsin. This is as clear as day, without stating names. And, for his infidelity he gave Biden the blame. Can you see a Petty...

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Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville, friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?! first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed, froze flowers, foiled! faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland, frigid fanny, furious, frustrated, frumpy, frazzled! furry forest friends furnished flannel frock, finding Freddy's fails funny, frivolity, fortunately frequent fallible forecasts found Freddy flying faraway, fallaciously forecasting for fermented folks!...

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I felt like Freddy in My Fair Lady today Said the young lad who had a glorious day In the window was his crush, Miss Ida Mae. She batted her eyes, and he decided to stay Look at this trick he said, climbing the post. She giggled at him, not caring that this was a boast. You are such a Freddy!...

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Freddy Mercury's iconic pose captured forever London lost out on negotiations bronze statute now in Montreux Switzeland Home of Mountain Studios Where he recorded seven albums including Made in Heaven...

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There once was a man named Freddy he worked very hard and steady his battery wore out recharged in the blackout now he’s Freddy Never Ready...

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I would like to pull him out of heaven for a day. Let him know how much he has done for each and every gay. I would tell him how much we still admire him so. I would hold on to him tightly, trying to never let him go. I would ask him if Queen was to make fun...

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Oh Freddy , Freddy my buddy you haunt my dreams, and you play the violin you sit on my couch, wearing a bloody pouch you giggle and you creek, all your wooden little teeth your buckle is black, and a button you lack. It pours acid rain, when you run through my drains your fingers they're cold, as they choke me with their hold your eyes they roll, as you...

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Most astronomers gaze up at the stars But Freddy took pretty women to bars -- He'd get in big brawls Crash into brick walls -- When he came to, he'd have sworn he saw Mars...

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Both Freddy and Frieda Flea Had an itch and felt the need To leave their home on Beagle back So they packed their bags while Fido napped They'd heard magical tales of the Big Top Since their larva days on top the pup They weren't here this time to clown around As they found themselves circus bound They hitched a ride in...

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Freddy Frog flipped hopped on punned to pond on and on No more sudden leap to milk-moon Broken limbs and ache moist June Freddy Frog's fantasies now fanatics, fun...

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The Job For Freddy Tying knots was the job for Freddy It didn't pay much, but was steady Early to work He would not shirk I guess you'd call that knot ready!...

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The Freddy, the Twist, the HitchHiker too 60’s dances I love so. Never dreaming they’d die....

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I heard of Freddy Poucher When I was just a kid Although I never met him I knew everything he did Freddy Poucher was the boy That everybody knew And everything that Freddy did You did not want to do He was the boy who went to swim When lunch was done at camp Because he didn’t wait long enough He got a stomach cramp He was...

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Even through the ugliness, I make my words lovely But your dreams are about to turn ugly This is the wrath of Freddy Krueger's pen Past demons and future sins You could lose your limbs With the way I use the pen One, two, I'm coming for you You've Got some running to do Your streets worst nightmare With the words I...

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