He Felt Like Freddy In My Fair Lady

I felt like Freddy in My Fair Lady today Said the young lad who had a glorious day In the window was his crush, Miss Ida Mae. She batted her eyes, and he decided to stay Look at this trick he said, climbing the post. She giggled at him, not caring that this was a boast. You are such a Freddy! He thought to himself. Big deal said her daddy, a mushroom-loving elf.