Short Freddy Poems

The Freddy, the Twist, the HitchHiker too

60’s dances I love so.

Never dreaming they’d die....

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Why’d South African
Nightmare on Elm Street fail?
Freddy Krueger Rand.


[Senryu pun]...

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Freddy Mercury
Wanted to live forever
Knowing he must die.

His voice, his music
Is still alive forever
Even though he died....

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He was a hot shot 
Who wore hot pants
Which got him into the hot seat
Because this was the sixties
Before Freddy Mercury made it okay....

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There once was a man named Freddy
he worked very hard and steady
	his battery wore out
	recharged in the blackout 
now he’s Freddy Never Ready...

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There once was a man named Freddy
whom everyone like to  call  Eddy
He put on a wig he'd thought everyone dig
and he now goes by the name of Betty...

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The Job For Freddy
Tying knots was the job for Freddy
It didn't pay much, but was steady
Early to work
He would not shirk
I guess you'd call that knot ready!...

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Yeah, Ruby, but Elvis had drugs!!
To Fred- You ain't that fly guy, r u?
To Patricia- that bug you caught- was he Freddy the Fly?
Catch ya'll a bit later.....tom...

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Freddy Frog flipped hopped on 
punned to pond on and on
No more sudden leap to milk-moon
Broken limbs and ache moist June
Freddy Frog's fantasies now fanatics, fun...

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Every year Mert and Sam got ready
To join the circus, isn’t that right Freddy?
It’s what they tell me, he answered me.
This year they almost got snapped up at ninety-three....

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He came home fried.
His wife cried “Fred,
you tied one on!”

Fred fell indoors,
on all fours and
now snores soundly.

The moral here:
drink one beer and
stay near to dear....

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Most astronomers gaze up at the stars
But Freddy took pretty women to bars --
   He'd get in big brawls
   Crash into brick walls -- 
When he came to, he'd have sworn he saw Mars...

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The bat is in Freddy Freeman's grip.
He's injured, but can he let it rip?
With two outs, bases loaded,
first pitch, his bat exploded - 
grand slam!  Freddy takes a four-base trip....

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Young Freddy was a very skinny guy,
pretty girls didn't stare at him, just walked by;
a great idea stroke him...
did it come from a dream?
He pumped up his lean muscles and aimed high....

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fresh faced like a sixteen-year-old debutante
Audrey Hepburn, brought My Fair Lady to life
I wanted her to marry Freddy
only disappointment of her work
not her fault
stupid writers...

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Freddy Mercury's iconic pose captured forever
London lost out on negotiations
bronze statute now in Montreux Switzeland
Home of Mountain Studios
Where he recorded seven albums
including Made in Heaven...

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Flash Freddy from Geringong,
Dress sense always looked so wrong,
Polka-dot tie and made up face,
Curled up shoes, hair out of place,
He's been in the circus for too long.


Authors note:  Gerringong is a town In NSW, Australia...

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There once was a bee named Betty
who waxed warm for her friend Freddy
after a smoke
she got a poke
Now Betty is married to Freddy.


Poet: Debbie Guzzi
Contest: Birds & the Bees

PS don't smoke and don't poke and you won't get pregnant!...

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One good day is all i need,
To make happiness seem,
exsistant.
One good day is maybe all i'll get,
thanks to everyone i've.
met.
One good day is all i ask,
on halloween with a freddy krueger,
mask.
One good day is all i want,
before this live sends me a,
taunt....

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"One, two, Freddy 's comin' 
for you.
Three, four, you'd better lock 
your
door.
Five, six, grab a crucifix.
Seven, eight, you'd better 
stay up
late.
Nine, ten... never sleep 
again."

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its not mine but i love it so 
much from Nightmare on Elm street
movie!...

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Freddy filched Frankie’s fav’rit fudge,
fearless Frankie flattened Freddy to the floor.
Father Fletcher fearing fratricide
fastened Frankie’s feet
firmly to the farmyard fence while friends
fixed Freddy’s fractious frame
fast to the family Ford.

December 8, 2020

contest:  Alliteration
sponsor:  Eve Roper...

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Oh Deer

Look deer, a deal.
Steering wheel swerved.
My meal on wheels.

Deer-ly Departed

Hunter hunted.
See there’s Freddy -
stopped dead in tracks.

Just Look Up Fool

High beam dreamer.
Should occur to
him; heir on roof.

Hibernation Hideout

Bern let cub go.
Small bear-throw safe
in fro-zen sleep.
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Thanks for your comments.....I love the Animals...even met Eric Burdon twice....
As for the Monkees, I'm afraid Joe has already decreed that I am to wear a soiled
rat- suit.  So how about I come up with "Take the Last Grain to Rathole?' Or 
House of the Rousing Rodents?  Or We Gotta Get Into That Place?  Or "I'm a 
Rodent Deceiver!"  Please advise.  tom...

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I am lying in bed
With my lady 
Sadie
Ready to voyage
to hades

when she whips out
an  iPhone
named Teddy
sometimes Freddy 
once Eddie

she texting and tweeting  
her friends on line
or reading  
romance novels and 
books on how and where to dine 

she ignore me
that’s fine
me biding my time
waiting patiently  for  sex
between the  texts...

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He's catching up..
Gotta go faster,
My little legs,
My little legs,
I feel like an ice dancer,
Hopefully mom doesn't see this,
She'll start laughing,
Freddy is on my tail,
He's going to snipe me..
The bush! The bush!,
Haha, Freddy,
Your in for a twist,
He's walking away,
Thinks Im done,
Not so fast...
Over the stick and through the grass,
To prance on Freddy I go!...

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