Joseph May Poet Rhyme

Freddy The Mailman

Based on Frosty The Snowman

 Freddy the mailman is just out on parole
 He did the crime and served his time
 For all that mail he stole
 Now Freddy is back as Christmas bells chime

 Freddy the mailman is now a con man people say
 He charms the ladies with words sweet as honey
 Deceiving them in every way
 Before he steals their money

 But there must have been some buckshot in
 The gun old Sally had
 For when he tried to steal her loot
 She blasted him, the cad

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Jennifer Proxenos February 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM Ha,ha serves him right. Even though, one would think. He had learnt his lesson, but some people never do. A true fact of life, well penn4f my friend6y

Jan Allison January 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM the ending sure made me smile Joseph! hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM Oh how did I miss this one? Great humor, my friend.

David Crandall January 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM Haha, good one Joseph! Freddy did no better than Frosty, in the end - though, Freddy deserved it. Freddy was lucky - he got to die quickly, the cad! Poor Frosty died a horrible death, slowly melting away.

Victor Buhagiar December 31, 2024 at 9:38 AM Wonder where she hit him. He deserves all. Happy New Year. Joseph May December 31, 2024 at 4:36 PM Thanks Victor, Happy New Year

Anne E Sangster - K December 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM I enjoyed reading this and what an ending! lol Thanks for the chuckles. Wishing you all the best for the New year. Anne :-) Joseph May December 30, 2024 at 12:12 PM Thanks Anne, Happy New Year!

Tom Cunningham December 29, 2024 at 5:08 PM The last post for poor Freddy lol. Happy New year to you Joseph. Tom Joseph May December 29, 2024 at 5:29 PM Haha, yes, Thanks Tom, Happy New Year!