Fecal Poems - Poems about Fecal

...It's a New Year again, Time to turn another page -- though I am far from new~ closer to Old Sage. Time to forgive...and let go... -- as seasons flow the cold of January will leave our Nor......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...This rhyme may seem strange but each word's truly equal Now Beetle's tale's done no need for a sequel. They'd chat by the teazel of matters so lethal Of sequels and prequels and justice so penal. ......

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... And thus began their heroic journey through the fantastical labyrinth of the escape room, where every twist and turn carried the promise of freedom, laughter, and the unforeseen—the perfect remedy ......

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...Hitler's final attack on quote unquote undesirable humans from the bile's of slave ships prison camps European complete infestation thee German female cock roach feasting on poor captured hum......

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...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......

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...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......

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...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......

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...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......

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...It might become too ironically and iconically embareassing to admit I am taking a (s)hit while exploring my latest and perhaps final nutritional surmise compressing peak climax surprise ......

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...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......

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..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......

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...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......

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...Ideally, we would flush what is of little value – wiser men and women sending to the sewer of time, putrid, fecal matter -- a byproduct common to even the best of societies... lately,......

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