Fecal Poems - Poems about Fecal

... It was one of the coldest winters, yet the old dog never showed up at the kitchen door like he used to, whimpering to be let in for warmth and food. Where he spent his nights, or how ......Read the rest...

...Hitler's final attack on quote unquote undesirable humans from the bile's of slave ships prison camps European complete infestation thee German female cock roach feasting on poor captured hum......Read the rest...

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...It might become too ironically and iconically embareassing to admit I am taking a (s)hit while exploring my latest and perhaps final nutritional surmise compressing peak climax surprise ......Read the rest...

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......Read the rest...

...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......Read the rest...

...Ideally, we would flush what is of little value – wiser men and women sending to the sewer of time, putrid, fecal matter -- a byproduct common to even the best of societies... lately,......Read the rest...

...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB- Dung beetles them there beetles ; That feed on feces; Some species of dung beetles; Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species; Can bury dung 2......Read the rest...

...Wiping my butt with sandpaper shredding the skin off my cheeks inhaling my own fecal vapor i bleed from my butt crack for weeks......Read the rest...

...Hee Haw, I Cried By Sy Roth With a mulish hee haw, I wrap myself in my own divine comedy. Commedia dell’arte path For a blind mercenary of his own fate. An ormolu wonder stood before me-......Read the rest...