Pa Goose's Bedtime Stories - 1

I was leanin' on the fence slurpin' a mug o' joe,
Admirin' my neighbor's garden and watchin' Harry hoe.
"Harry, Harry", I asked, "What makes yer garden grow?"
"I spread oodles of fecal matter on each and ever' row!"


Clyde spent an afternoon guzzlin' Coors in his neighborhood saloon.
He swore he saw a cat play a fiddle and a cow jump over the moon!
He was so sozzled that he was taken to a clinic to recover from his swoon,
And it was there that he was certified to be wackier than a loon!


Humpty Dumpty fell from a balcony splattered upon the street below!
Was he shoved, was he soused or suffered an untimely bout of vertigo?
He was a fairly 'bad' egg from what is heard from pals in the know.
It was just 'rotten' luck that his fragile shell couldn't withstand the blow!


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner devourin' a large pizza pie.
He furtively sipped some brew and was gettin' rather high!
His momma was aghast at such behavior and confiscated the beer.
"Just wait 'til yer Pa gets home" said she and boxed him on the ear!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 7/5/2019 1:15:00 PM
Your humour is outstanding and the way you use the nursery rhymes is so clever. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 7/3/2019 5:41:00 AM
This is great, Robert. I loved it but Clyde should have drank a Budweiser instead (lol). Love the humor. ~Charlie
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Date: 6/25/2019 12:36:00 PM
Sounds like you ate Mother Goose, and spit out the truth! Loved the fun!
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Date: 6/24/2019 9:46:00 PM
giving mama goose a run for her money, bob!...nice to read you again!...i'm laughing away!..huggs
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Date: 6/24/2019 8:44:00 PM
G'day Bob … Old Mother Goose has needed competition for a very long time and now she has some - catch you soon Bob - Lindsay
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Date: 6/24/2019 4:56:00 PM
ha! glad to see that your wonderful and unique sense of humor is alive and well, bob! these are great!
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Date: 6/24/2019 3:20:00 PM
Wonderful...I like your take on the subject...Always loved those poems...
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