Fart Poems - Poems about Fart

The Wind arranged and rearranged the sediment ...

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There is nothing dainty about my wind It lifts me out of my chair said old man Flynn He rocks the house and the garage interjected his wife I just let them rip, he agreed, thus, I have no strife....

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Ahhhhhhhh, sweet relief. If only evil could JUST be as easily expelled. ...

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Friendly Aroma Refencing Turds...

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Could there be anything sweeter, than our little dog named Fartina, I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws, they no longer come over because, the gaseous funky green cloud, emitting from Fartina makes me so proud. I dare say we no longer have mice, who now stay outdoors, how nice. When Fartina goes to the vet, it's a sure bet- the leery vet techs...

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Can't believe I'm penning this mess, but I must address the gifted poetess, Jan Allison has a degree from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, she has a PhD in Fartology. An expert she is, and, gee whiz, anyone who writes of farts so funnily, is the "Queen of Flatulence," a PoetrySoup decree! And yes, I know some are offended by potty humor, but we need comic relief in the literary...

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The old fart (alter cocker) shuffle as one fairly long run on sentence unwittingly made locally famous courtesy residents here at Highland Manor Apartments as first one foot and then the other painstakingly, and agonizingly dragged across the cement walkway making absolutely sure the entire foot touches the ground, (analogous to geriatric version of the hokey pokey) made like toe tilly particularly more...

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Silent but Deadly (Written 2014) In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay, Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array. With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes, He concocted a plan to bring great surprise. Not a prankster by trade, but a jester at heart, He perfected an art that set him apart. With a silent...

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Stupid people have no idea how stupid they really are so if you’re determined to argue with stupid I guarantee you won’t get far for what they can’t see will never be but they will argue from the heart you’re using logic against their emotions the argument’s miles apart they make it personal turn...

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Dumpers The gal with the **** cannon Let’s one rip a right good fart You can smell it from here It smells of baked beans And mushy peas plus cabbage I wonder what it’s like When she takes a dump?...

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If fart could kill, many of my obsessed fans would have already died following my butt wherever it goes. September 1, 2023...

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Once upon a time there was a big fart Who wanted to show that he was so smart But people just would not bite Even though he thought he's bright For his fart tricks were always out of art 1st place...

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There once was a young man named Rig his rectum two sizes too big whenever he farted his two cheeks they parted expelling a fireworks fizgig The fizgig it fizzled and hissed as it came through out of the mist we spluttered and we gagged as on the fizgig dragged and now we were thoroughly pissed Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry. Passed as I stepped...

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I have to admit I’ve got a confession About my unhealthy obsession Other kids love pop stars with all their heart For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart There’s seven different types of poo With pictures that give me a clue to how long the poo’s been in my bowel Poos that’s both fresh and some that’s foul Each morning once I get...

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The Poodle is known for its smarts For excelling at music and arts But an owner was telling Me after the smelling They also blow nuclear farts...

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