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Fart Poems - Poems about Fart

Fart Poems - Examples of all types of poems about fart to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for fart.
Premium Member sand art be
... then i'm a fish in the water / ......Read More
Categories: fart, analogy, life,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Magic Minichu
... This funny magician can make you a crawling snow white with big dark spots dalmatian His best magic turns louts into huge pots so quick His spell blows fart in slots smells ......Read More
Categories: fart, magic,
Form: Rhyme
Le Petomane
...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......Read More
Categories: fart, humor, surreal, tribute, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Stupid Fart
...Stupid people have no idea how stupid they really are so if you’re determined to argue with stupid I guarantee you won’t get far for what they can’t see will never be but they will argue from the......Read More
Categories: fart, humorous, people,
Form: Rhyme
Who is was Jamie Ashworth
...Who is/was Jamie Ashworth? Written roundabout October 31st 2017, yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue Jimmy Neutron Spongebob SquarePants exists about real or imagined gal in question, and pres......Read More
Categories: fart, adventure, america, angel, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme

...WAKE UP ! WAKE UP ! (SONG) {CHORUS : Cosmos is breathing through you ! wake up ! wake up ! turn a leg, unpeg } Make the shift ......Read More
Categories: fart, age, blue, change, earth,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member A Terrible Start
...I was off to a terrible start A first date with odiferous fart 'til she made it quite clear as her curfew drew near That a fart's not the way to 'er heart! Inspired by Jan Allison.........Read More
Categories: fart, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member March Madness
...Game day snacks were on my mind as I quickly got into the check out line. March Madness enlivened a cold, gray day and made me impatient with any delay. Still, my line was express so I had no dou......Read More
Categories: fart, basketball, introspection, march, spring,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Termite and the Cow
...I watched the peaceful cattle stroll around the pleasant field. We gain from them both food and milk, such benefits they yield. However, when they eat the grass, they digest all that stuff. ......Read More
Categories: fart, environment, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Frank and Beans - Heads up! May be a bit graphic for some
... Like a tiny volcano rumbling down low His stomach was active and ready to blow He'd eaten a plate of frankfurters and beans And now wished he'd chosen the chicken with greens With press......Read More
Categories: fart, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Feeling Rough
...Like a dog With a sandpaper throat A cough like a bark And the mood of a scrote Just tossing and turning With no comfortable spot A nose like a tap Simply dripping with snot I sweat like ......Read More
Categories: fart, anxiety, funeral, pain, self,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BURPSEY
... Burpsey that's my name, Burping is my favorite game! Burps are my art, Better than a fart! Burps are my fancy. Forever with a grin, They find away, My teeth can't hold them......Read More
Categories: fart, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dull
... Dull as a board meeting until he growled “Who ripped out the fart?” and then the room exploded in zany laughs......Read More
Categories: fart, body, celebration, feelings, giggle,
Form: Ninette
Premium Member Aroma
...nasty smells drift across the fields Especially from the cess pit, oh how yucky when spread on fields certainly not helping, nor does passing a cow who gives off a stinky reeking fart how gross. The ......Read More
Categories: fart, animal, farm, senses,
Form: Haibun
...ME AND COUNTRY’S LEGENDS OF FOREVER Do I wake to you or the cosmos? Do I wake to singing birds chirping as if there’s a fire? or a chorus of you Ain’t Nothing But A Hound Dog sung by Big Mama T......Read More
Categories: fart, america, music, western,
Form: Free verse

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