Fart Poems - Poems about Fart

...Could there be anything sweeter, than our little dog named Fartina, I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws, they no longer come over because, the gaseous funky green cloud, emitting from Farti......Read the rest...

...Bob Newhart… hope you find a good part for your expression of deadpan in heaven since you kicked the can Bob Newhart… perhaps I meant the bucket, ye old fart made......Read the rest...

...the changing room was spinning from the blowing but we all need to vent my son reading the beano our brains have different needs and the swimming pool nonchalantly gyrating and belching out; ......Read the rest...

... I love him Though he is a grumpy old fart first class He loves me Though I am a royal pain in the ar*e Unconditionally! ......Read the rest...

...Can't believe I'm penning this mess, but I must address the gifted poetess, Jan Allison has a degree from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, she has a PhD in Fartology. An expert she is, a......Read the rest...

...Be careful, respectful with all words... they can be just as vital to a poem -- don't let commentaries too far-a-field roam -- stay focused, and on topic -- sometimes good to be myopic. ......Read the rest...

...The old fart (alter cocker) shuffle as one fairly long run on sentence unwittingly made locally famous courtesy residents here at Highland Manor Apartments as first one foot and then the oth......Read the rest...

...I once lived with a yapping trash-licker a two faced dead soul and side back kicker she treated me like a tart~ I didn't like her rotting fart makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker.. ......Read the rest...

...My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night ......Read the rest...

...Here I sit, the screen is blank Nothing is coming to mind I search and search my tiny brain For a theme of any kind Nothing doing, my brain is numb It's happened to me before When it ......Read the rest...

...It took a little while Through blood stained tears, Through mile upon mile; His gut lined shears. My eyes once shined With love so graced; My eyelids lined, My heartbeat raced. But now I ......Read the rest...

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......Read the rest...

... Know what it's like to be in your late 80s It ain't all sunshine and roses Can kinda feel like yesterday's generation Then answer a question someone poses No one knew the answer but......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...We are, we are Brighter than a shooting star We are, we are Faster than a racing car We are, we are Louder than a speaker bar We are, we are Stronger than we think we are Smarter than we k......Read the rest...