Short Fart Poems
Short Fart Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fart by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fart by length and keyword.
That gas was rank for no damn good
When others thought it rich
But me myself said just a FART
when all I did was pitch
A man once loved to fart
And freely expressed the art
But if you do
You’ll probably poo
So it’s better not to start.
a fart
you can't
see it
you can
sometimes
hear it
most times
you don't want
to smell it
because some
will gag you
You linger
just like a foul smell ...
I've come to accept
you're just an old fart!
5/17/19
If fart could kill, many of my obsessed fans would have already died following my butt wherever it goes.
September 1, 2023
Your fart is filled with toxic fumes
that nobody can stand,
If there's to be a fart got talent,
I'm sure yours will be grand.
06/01/17
A homeless fart, an unpaid lease
Evicted through a darkened crease
This eviction note
On air it will float
Carried out by the fart police
The Poodle is known for its smarts
For excelling at music and arts
But an owner was telling
Me after the smelling
They also blow nuclear farts
MOA
Hyunsung Bang
Dot dot dot—everywhere.
Confusion, yet order.
Something rises in the noise,
As blurry as it gets,
but no one can name it.
Donald Trump is one of a kind
Because he is out of his mind
The void fills with gas
That blows out his ass
And leaves the blind leading the blind
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!
He farted at the table, then laughed
Acting like it was his new crafted
The scent was so strong
It lasted to long
The people walked out on his behalf
Usually, when we cry, nobody notices
When we're worried, nobody feels our pain
When we're happy, no one notices our smile
But when we fart...
There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
But his diarrhea
Gave him an idea---
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'
Ye Ole Grande Fart Society
Has a worldwide membership of 100% daily
A cloud above us all
In a hole you wanna crawl
Too much deodorant causes quite a haze
We hear her mutter,
To cover the "flutter".
What a spoof,
We heard the "poof".
Such a hoot,
When she "toots".
And it never ever stinks!
We know it, "wink, wink, wink."
If someone could fart in a bubble
Would save us a great deal of trouble
To float then on high
And burst in the sky
The clouds would clear out on the double
Art’s doctor prescribed lactulose
Wife Betty’s seen holding her nose
I’m sorry for Arty
The meds make him farty
But Betty is near comatose
03/20/21
Feeling a whole bunch sillier today
Maybe it's the weather or the moon's ballet
Giggles are tops
Pull out the stops
Laugh till your belly hurts and you fart, olé!
Feeling a whole bunch sillier today
Maybe it's the weather or the moon's ballet
Giggles are tops
Pull out the stops
Laugh till your belly hurts and you fart, olé!
Taught son Scottie everything he knows
Now teaching me, it's a totally new show
Was a star in times past
Things move ahead fast
Now an old fart, my flame's getting low
Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”
There’s no sense in chasing a fart in a bar
The culprit now surely has travelled afar
The deed has been done
And they’re on the run
Just order a drink and then light a cigar!
with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder
9/29/2021
May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest
Wild beans
You make my farts sing
You make everything poopy,
Wild beans.
Wild beans, I think I'll bake you
Cuz I wanna eat for sure
So come and preheat the oven
I'm lovin' Wild beans...