Short Fart Poems
Short Fart Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fart by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fart by length and keyword.
Categories:
fart, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Jack Magic
Old fart
Gold heart
***...
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Categories:
fart, dedication,
Form:
Footle
Fart
Friendly
Aroma
Refencing
Turds...
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Categories:
fart, health, senses,
Form:
Acrostic
Brain Fart Haiku
Literally Blank
Imperturbably mundane
April knows discomfort...
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Categories:
fart, poetry,
Form:
Haiku
Senryu
When I'm all alone
with nobody in earshot,
I let off a fart!...
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Categories:
fart, funny, humorous,
Form:
Senryu
Dang Dang
dan saying haiku
dairy queen da hot ice part
little monkey fart...
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Categories:
fart, allegory, analogy, insect,
Form:
Haiku
A Fart
For a farter a fart
is an object of art.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017...
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Categories:
fart, age, art, humorous, irony, people, sound, work,
Form:
Couplet
Untitled
Art: An escape from reality or
3/4 fart
which escapes from you!...
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Categories:
fart, art,
Form:
Epigram
Excuusssssssssssee Youuuuu
In excusable
The scent left at my weak nose
A shattering fart!!!!!!!!...
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Categories:
fart, funny
Form:
Senryu
Speechless
His kiss made her speechless until Bart
Broke wind with a silent, killer fart!...
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Categories:
fart, humor, kiss,
Form:
Couplet
Fart Flack
bum pun fun
bully's hot air~
not so much
***...
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Categories:
fart, anti bullying, care, community, poets,
Form:
Senryu
Gas and Fart
Learn how to run with big dogs
your own ass is the source of your gas
in your porch...
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Categories:
fart, pollution,
Form:
Free verse
Advice to an Aspiring Poet
Don't let poetry tear you apart
Can't write like Keats ~ Who gives a fart...
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Categories:
fart, humor, poetry,
Form:
Couplet
EARTH FART
Ahhhhhhhh, sweet relief.
If only evil
could JUST be
as easily expelled.
...
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Categories:
fart, farewell, fruit, humor,
Form:
Free verse
So Romantic
I can tell you love my
sweet nothings,
whispered,
from the bottom of my
fart...
pffft
7/3/12...
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Categories:
fart, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Oops
The laxatives were mighty strong;
she thought she'd fart, but she was wrong...
for L Milton's contest...
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Categories:
fart, confusion,
Form:
Couplet
Napoleon and Josephine
Napoleon Bonaparte.
Smaller than a popcorn fart.
Not man enough for Josephine.
You know exactly what I mean....
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Categories:
fart, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Honesty
You
are not
my favorite work
of art
but rather
my favorite work
of fart....
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Categories:
fart, art, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, uplifting,
Form:
Light Verse
T-Shirt Dirt
Saw a T-shirt
on the backside writ
'Fart Now Loading'
Not enough space
to write
'Exploding'...
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Categories:
fart, giggle, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Pitch
That gas was rank for no damn good
When others thought it rich
But me myself said just a FART
when all I did was pitch...
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Categories:
fart, analogy, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
A Fart
a fart
you can't
see it
you can
sometimes
hear it
most times
you don't want
to smell it
because some
will gag you...
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Categories:
fart, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Owd Fart
You linger
just like a foul smell ...
I've come to accept
you're just an old fart!
5/17/19...
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Categories:
fart, humorous, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
If Fart Could Kill
If fart could kill, many of my obsessed fans would have already died following my butt wherever it goes.
September 1, 2023...
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Categories:
fart, funny,
Form:
Prose
Gas
A gassy stomach isn't funny
If you fart it comes out runny
Your pants are full of liquid gas
That wouldn't stay in your a--...
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Categories:
fart, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Carson
Carson is really a cool
Only if you think like a fool
He is kinda smart
But does he like to fart
Overall he's really a drool...
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Categories:
fart, best friend, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme