Fartina

Could there be anything sweeter, than our little dog named Fartina, I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws, they no longer come over because, the gaseous funky green cloud, emitting from Fartina makes me so proud. I dare say we no longer have mice, who now stay outdoors, how nice. When Fartina goes to the vet, it's a sure bet- the leery vet techs yell, "Fartina's here!" and the snooty lady in the waiting room with the poodle holds her nose, oh dear! At our family birthday party, Fartina decided to get frankly, farty. Our guests were all in a dither, their faces crinkled, then quivered. Til, lo and behold, a knock on the door, pesky political solicitors once more! Well, lovely Fartina took care of that- a silent savage air biscuit commenced, and our unwelcome visitors quickly vaulted over the fence. These days bad news travels fast, but the flatulent antics of Fartina makes laughter last. ~