Silent but Deadly

Silent but Deadly (Written 2014)

In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes,
He concocted a plan to bring great surprise.

Not a prankster by trade, but a jester at heart,
He perfected an art that set him apart.
With a silent approach, undetected, unseen,
He'd let loose a cloud, where he once had been.

The residents gathered, unknowing, at ease,
Till the air filled with a curious breeze.
A stench so strong, it could wilt a rose,
They clutched at their noses and squinted their toes.

"Who could it be?" they wondered, looking around,
Silent but Deadly Erasmus made not a sound.
Except for a giggle, suppressed and discreet,
Erasmus, now hiding, pretending to be sweet.

The ladies, most prim, with their hankies out,
Fluttered and fussed an occasional shout,
"It's Erasmus again!" with a laugh and a tease,
Pointing at him, the one cutting the cheese.

Though the air was quite foul, the laughter was sweet,
As they chased down the halls on their slippered feet.
For in every life, a little fun must be had,
Even if it's a bit smelly, a bit bold, a tad mad.

So remember dear Erasmus, with his silent decree,
Who taught us to laugh, letting spirits run free.
For in the end, it's the joy that we spread,
That lights up our days, 'til we're finally in bed.

And so, in this home where the old folks stay,
The legend of Erasmus lingers to this day.
A reminder to all, that life's for the living,
With each silent gift that keeps on giving.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024


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Date: 3/17/2024 1:49:00 PM
Wasn’t Erasmus known for his satirical work and philosophy, well I can certainly see the connection here Don, with some absolutely brilliant stinky humour throughout, I see even the great Jan Allison below (queen of poop on the soup) sniffed this one out a mile off, now I’m out of here before I become overwhelmed lol! Cheers David (Hey the captcha is HSS)
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Don Iannone
Date: 3/17/2024 4:25:00 PM
Beautifully said, David. So much poetry rides the waves of this infinite universe! Humor propels like an off course Roman candle into inner space! Don
Date: 3/17/2024 7:20:00 AM
Cleverly disguised in rhyme. I agree with friend Deb - this is brilliant! I worked in a nursing home once upon a lifetime. Those little darlings found pleasure in the smallest, and smelliest things! Love this one Don. :)
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Don Iannone
Date: 3/17/2024 7:40:00 AM
Hello Linda, your work experience probably gave you many ideas for poems. As they say, being old, doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Don
Date: 3/16/2024 3:30:00 PM
Brilliant Don!! What a fun farty tale….cleverly written and love the humour! Made me smile and feel happy! Great humour! Debx
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Don Iannone
Date: 3/16/2024 5:32:00 PM
Thank you, Deb. Old and fun poem. Don
Date: 3/16/2024 2:22:00 PM
Very cute and a great message to boot.
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Don Iannone
Date: 3/16/2024 5:32:00 PM
Thanks Duke.
Date: 3/16/2024 1:58:00 PM
What a hoot, Erasmus must have been a gas. Love the laughter lines… Beryl
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Date: 3/16/2024 5:33:00 PM
Beryl, he was a gas! Lol.
Date: 3/16/2024 12:51:00 PM
I love a good farty poem and this one is hilarious, i had a blast reading it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/16/2024 1:07:00 PM
Thank you, Jan. I enjoy writing and reading humorous poetry. Hugs back, Don
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