Linda Alice Fowler Poet Limerick

Fizzling Fizgig

There once was a young man named Rig
his rectum two sizes too big
	whenever he farted
	his two cheeks they parted
expelling a fireworks fizgig

The fizgig it fizzled and hissed
as it came through out of the mist
	we spluttered and we gagged
	as on the fizgig dragged
and now we were thoroughly pissed

Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry.
Passed as I stepped from the lorry.
	The step was too high,”
	he said with a sigh,
“of getting back in, I’m charry!”

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Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:43 PM A few interesting words I had not heard before. Congrats on the win Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 11:05 AM Hey Andrea. I love to use new and interesting words I run across. Many thanks for your congrats! :)

Terry Flood July 6, 2023 at 3:19 PM And there was me thinking that a fizgig was a champagne drinking contest. Splendid write, Linda. You have me wondering whether you’ve created your own language or introduced us to new real words. Either way, congrats are in order. Terry Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 11:04 AM Real words used as best I can muster Terry. I hope by using them, I will remember them and expand my writing capabilities. LOL Many thanks! :)

Jan Allison July 4, 2023 at 4:21 PM The theme and creative words are absolutely priceless Linda, I hope I never get fizzogg (a word for face used when we were children)and Fizgig muddled up, Many thanks for supporting the poop poetry contest and congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 11:02 AM Hi Jan. Thanks for the placement. And fizzogg is a new one for me...now I'll have to write something about that! LOL hugs! Linda :)

Speaks Volumes June 24, 2023 at 10:55 PM LAF you are amazing. Your Fizgigs are a riot! Surely none can be funnier than this ! Really, how did you think of these? I screwed up my face so bad it hurt. Hilarious. Linda Alice Fowler June 25, 2023 at 6:03 AM Hi Svvie. LOL I hoped it screwed your face into a smile! I look at words. Sometimes they fall into place. :) Thanks for stopping by!

David Fisher June 24, 2023 at 5:53 AM Haha, a good one. And I learned a new word, fizgig. Linda Alice Fowler June 24, 2023 at 5:59 AM Hi David. Fireworks were a big deal when I was growing up, and with an older brother, well...you know, I picked up a few words. LOL Thanks for stopping and commenting! :)

Beryl Edmonds June 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM Hilarious Linda, Rig was right to get back in with that charry of a stink… Belle Linda Alice Fowler June 24, 2023 at 5:57 AM LOL Belle. Thanks for coming by and leaving a sweet-smelling comment! :)

Paula Goldsmith June 23, 2023 at 12:14 PM A fun/creative write. Good Luck. I also wrote on this one. Have a fun day writing away.................. Linda Alice Fowler June 24, 2023 at 5:56 AM Hi Paula. Thanks for the read and comment. I read your piece about the blue poop on your desk. Very, very clever and cute! :)