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Fizzling Fizgig

There once was a young man named Rig his rectum two sizes too big whenever he farted his two cheeks they parted expelling a fireworks fizgig The fizgig it fizzled and hissed as it came through out of the mist we spluttered and we gagged as on the fizgig dragged and now we were thoroughly pissed Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry. Passed as I stepped from the lorry. The step was too high,” he said with a sigh, “of getting back in, I’m charry!”

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:43:00 PM

A few interesting words I had not heard before. Congrats on the win

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/15/2023 11:05:00 AM

Hey Andrea. I love to use new and interesting words I run across. Many thanks for your congrats! :)

Terry Flood

Date: 7/6/2023 3:19:00 PM

And there was me thinking that a fizgig was a champagne drinking contest. Splendid write, Linda. You have me wondering whether you’ve created your own language or introduced us to new real words. Either way, congrats are in order. Terry

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/15/2023 11:04:00 AM

Real words used as best I can muster Terry. I hope by using them, I will remember them and expand my writing capabilities. LOL Many thanks! :)

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:21:00 PM

The theme and creative words are absolutely priceless Linda, I hope I never get fizzogg (a word for face used when we were children)and Fizgig muddled up, Many thanks for supporting the poop poetry contest and congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/15/2023 11:02:00 AM

Hi Jan. Thanks for the placement. And fizzogg is a new one for me...now I'll have to write something about that! LOL hugs! Linda :)

Speaks Volumes

Date: 6/24/2023 10:55:00 PM

LAF you are amazing. Your Fizgigs are a riot! Surely none can be funnier than this ! Really, how did you think of these? I screwed up my face so bad it hurt. Hilarious.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 6/25/2023 6:03:00 AM

Hi Svvie. LOL I hoped it screwed your face into a smile! I look at words. Sometimes they fall into place. :) Thanks for stopping by!

David Fisher

Date: 6/24/2023 5:53:00 AM

Haha, a good one. And I learned a new word, fizgig.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 6/24/2023 5:59:00 AM

Hi David. Fireworks were a big deal when I was growing up, and with an older brother, well...you know, I picked up a few words. LOL Thanks for stopping and commenting! :)

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 6/24/2023 2:08:00 AM

Hilarious Linda, Rig was right to get back in with that charry of a stink… Belle

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 6/24/2023 5:57:00 AM

LOL Belle. Thanks for coming by and leaving a sweet-smelling comment! :)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/23/2023 12:14:00 PM

A fun/creative write. Good Luck. I also wrote on this one. Have a fun day writing away..................

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 6/24/2023 5:56:00 AM

Hi Paula. Thanks for the read and comment. I read your piece about the blue poop on your desk. Very, very clever and cute! :)