Doberman Poems - Poems about Doberman

A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey...

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Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore, why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore? Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore? No dog whisperer am I, so sometimes it’s a chore to understand your needs. My dog talk is so poor! Already I have fed you. You surely...

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Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog, it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog. A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so hoping to get his way and that hedgehog I’d throw. I wondered inside just how long could Charley go? Little terror who’s not so little since he was...

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The Whining Doberman Hey, what you doing looking just at me! You see I'm begging you to play? Look here, my toys are waiting just for us... please throw one, let's have fun today! You're standing there with camera in your hands! I'm losing patience, so...

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I am king Doberman of my home I stand guard when I am all alone I love my master, he’s the man But I am top dog, king of my land He feeds me kibble and takes me out He says do my business, often shouts I don’t know why he leaves every day but I get a bone when he’s been...

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Laid down dog frown Bedded Brown the doberman Sitting on the bed Growing mad Barking, talking snorting Bowing his head Snarling, barking, grawing What's wrong with him Mouth wide open Pouting laying in you bed mad Laying on his side still snarling, growling, growling Let still laying on the bed On his side laying he lays... Laid down dog frown Bedded Brown the doberman 8/02/18 ©2018 For Doberman Pinscher...

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BROWNIE the DOBERMAN "I'm looking at you"! "Why, you wining"? "Why, ya blue"? "What's you lookin for"? "WHY, YA BLUE"? "Wining, sniffing exploring, what's you lookin for, boy"? "Sniffing round all over the floor What's wrong with you"? Brownie, talk to me Something up, why ya down Sniffing around Why, you snaring, wining Pining Talk to me boy! "I'm still looking at you"! "Why, you wining, boy"? "Why, ya blue"? "What's you...

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My Doberman puppy's in trouble He cocked his leg against our kitchen table And I’d only just taken him for walkies where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable I’d let my Chester off his leash so he could answer natures call but not a piddle was to be seen he preferred to be chasing a ball So now he’s whining like...

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Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you - You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through. So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end - This language barrier needs some serious work, my friend! You wonder why I sulk and have no time for tricks - Well would...

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"What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine! Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred. My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to his pets, whatever! He has two, yes, me and a cat called, grruf, T. C.! Oops, he is coming, he mustn't know I write and talk...

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Your son was injured and I'm as sorry as I can be. But you had no right to kill a dog who wasn't guilty. Your son was attacked and nearly killed by another Doberman. You thought that it was my dog so you shot him with your gun. But the guilty Doberman was caught two days ago and he...

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If I had a Doberman I’d never crop her ears or dock her tail, although she’d probably loose her ovaries. Just a silly hound but she’d still retain her teeth....

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