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The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey

Categories: doberman, animal, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick

Ode To a Whiny Doberman

Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore,
why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore?
Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore?
No dog whisperer am I, so sometimes it’s a chore
to understand your needs. My dog talk is so poor!
Already I have fed you. You surely

Categories: doberman, dog,
Form: Monorhyme

Oh Charlie, That Spoiled Doberman

Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog,
it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog.
A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so
hoping to get his way and that hedgehog I’d throw.
I wondered inside just how long could Charley go?

Little terror who’s not so little since he was

Categories: doberman, dog,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Whining Doberman

The Whining Doberman


Hey, what you doing looking just at me!
     You see I'm begging you to play?
Look here, my toys are waiting just for us...
     please throw one, let's have fun today!

You're standing there with camera in your hands!
     I'm losing patience, so

Categories: doberman, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

King Doberman

I am king Doberman of my home
I stand guard when I am all alone
I love my master, he’s the man
But I am top dog, king of my land
He feeds me kibble and takes me out
He says do my business, often shouts

I don’t know why he leaves every day
but I get a bone when he’s been

Categories: doberman, animal, dog,
Form: Personification

Brown the Doberman

Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman
Sitting on the bed
Growing mad
Barking, talking snorting
Bowing his head
Snarling, barking, grawing
What's wrong with him
Mouth wide open
Pouting laying in you bed mad
Laying on his side still snarling, growling, growling
Let still laying on the bed
On his side laying he lays...
Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman

8/02/18   ©2018

For Doberman Pinscher

Categories: doberman, allusion, animal, character, dog,
Form: Light Verse

Brownie the Doberman

BROWNIE the DOBERMAN

"I'm looking at you"!
"Why, you wining"?
"Why, ya blue"?
"What's you lookin for"?
"WHY, YA BLUE"?

"Wining, sniffing exploring, what's you lookin for, boy"?
"Sniffing round all over the floor
What's wrong with you"?
Brownie, talk to me
Something up, why ya down
Sniffing around
Why, you snaring, wining
Pining
Talk to me boy! 


"I'm still looking at you"!
"Why, you wining, boy"?
"Why, ya blue"?
"What's you

Categories: doberman, adventure, animal, anxiety, dog,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Dippy Doberman

My Doberman puppy's in trouble
He cocked his leg against our kitchen table
And I’d only just taken him for walkies
where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable

I’d let my Chester off his leash
so he could answer natures call
but not a piddle was to be seen
he preferred to be chasing a ball

So now he’s whining like

Categories: doberman, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Doberman Pinscher

Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end -
This language barrier needs some serious work, my friend!
You wonder why I sulk and have no time for tricks -
Well would

Categories: doberman, dog,
Form: Rhyme

Dobermans' Can Write - Can'T Talk

"What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine!
Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred.
My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to his pets, whatever!
He has two, yes, me and a cat called, grruf, T. C.!
Oops, he is coming, he mustn't know I write and talk

Categories: doberman, pets,
Form: Personification

You Killed the Wrong Doberman

Your son was injured and I'm as sorry as I can be.
But you had no right to kill a dog who wasn't guilty.
Your son was attacked and nearly killed by another Doberman.
You thought that it was my dog so you shot him with your gun.
But the guilty Doberman was caught two days ago and he

Categories: doberman, dark, death, dog, pets,
Form: Rhyme

If I Had a Doberman

If I had a Doberman
I’d never crop her ears
or dock her tail, 
although she’d probably 
loose her ovaries.
Just a silly hound
but she’d still
retain her teeth.

Categories: doberman, dog,
Form: Free verse