Wendy Watson Poet Rhyme

Doberman Pinscher

Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end -
This language barrier needs some serious work, my friend!
You wonder why I sulk and have no time for tricks -
Well would you want to party if you’d had your manhood fixed?!
And then you tug my lead when I’m positioned by a tree-
Say, do I bring a stop watch every time you need a wee?
I bring your paper daily, wag my tail with affection
But do you thank me? No, you just rush to the sports section.
I don’t mean to hound you because I’m your biggest fan
But please don't take for granted your most faithful Doberman x








30/07/18

link 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O83lmO1lNDc

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Jeanne Mcgee May 20, 2020 at 10:11 AM so cute and really nice to see this perspective of the dogs! Congrats on your win. Wendy Watson May 20, 2020 at 10:39 AM Thank you Jeanne. I can't say that I'm a dog fan but I did my best to get into the spirit of the contest!

Edward Ibeh May 19, 2020 at 7:08 PM Ah, so glad to see this cute, funny poem you wrote for my contest win again, Wendy!:-) Wendy Watson May 20, 2020 at 10:37 AM How kind of you to comment once again, Edward. I'm grateful for your encouragement.

John Watt May 19, 2020 at 1:54 AM With this Doberman's scents of humour, it's im-paws-ible for this to be any funnier; a real diamond in the ruff! Thanks for the laugh, Wendy, this is just paw-some. As for my bad dog puns, it's the very leashed I could do. Congrats on your win! Wendy Watson May 20, 2020 at 10:36 AM Don't worry, John. You gave me a good laugh with your word play! It's one of a handful of personification style poems I've attempted. I wonder he would have said in Dr Doolitle style?! Thanks again for your continued encouragement.

Connie Marcum Wong August 19, 2018 at 8:06 PM Your poem is adorable Wendy! A clever and cute ending too! I am happy it received a high placement! Congratulations! : ) Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:32 PM Thank you as always for your kind feedback,Connie.

Susan Gentry August 18, 2018 at 11:15 PM Congratulations on your win. I think this especially cute! The trials of being a dog lol. Well done! Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:31 PM Thank you for your continued encouragement, Susan.

Jan Allison August 17, 2018 at 6:27 PM loved the personification Wendy, sure made me smile. Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:31 PM Thank you, Jan. That's nice to know.

Janice Canerdy August 17, 2018 at 5:52 PM So cute, Wendy! CONGRATS on your win! Janice Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:30 PM Thanks, Janice.

Edward Ibeh August 17, 2018 at 5:01 PM Thank you so much for participating in my contest, Wendy!:-) Congratulations on your well-deserved win! Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:29 PM Thank you, Edward for an interesting prompt!

Line Gauthier August 17, 2018 at 4:08 PM Wow - my favourite for a most deserving win, Wendy. Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:28 PM Many thanks for reading and leaving feedback, Line.

Kim Rodrigues July 30, 2018 at 5:21 PM LOL...poor pup! Wendy Watson May 18, 2020 at 1:28 PM I wonder where the sponsors get their contest themes from?! What would they say to us if animals could talk,I wonder! Thanks,Kim.