Doberman Pinscher

Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end -
This language barrier needs some serious work, my friend!
You wonder why I sulk and have no time for tricks -
Well would you want to party if you’d had your manhood fixed?!
And then you tug my lead when I’m positioned by a tree-
Say, do I bring a stop watch every time you need a wee?
I bring your paper daily, wag my tail with affection
But do you thank me? No, you just rush to the sports section.
I don’t mean to hound you because I’m your biggest fan
But please don't take for granted your most faithful Doberman x








30/07/18

link 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O83lmO1lNDc

Doberman Pinscher Contest:

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Date: 5/20/2020 10:11:00 AM
so cute and really nice to see this perspective of the dogs! Congrats on your win.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/20/2020 10:39:00 AM
Thank you Jeanne. I can't say that I'm a dog fan but I did my best to get into the spirit of the contest!
Date: 5/19/2020 7:08:00 PM
Ah, so glad to see this cute, funny poem you wrote for my contest win again, Wendy!:-)
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/20/2020 10:37:00 AM
How kind of you to comment once again, Edward. I'm grateful for your encouragement.
Date: 5/19/2020 1:54:00 AM
With this Doberman's scents of humour, it's im-paws-ible for this to be any funnier; a real diamond in the ruff! Thanks for the laugh, Wendy, this is just paw-some. As for my bad dog puns, it's the very leashed I could do. Congrats on your win!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/20/2020 10:36:00 AM
Don't worry, John. You gave me a good laugh with your word play! It's one of a handful of personification style poems I've attempted. I wonder he would have said in Dr Doolitle style?! Thanks again for your continued encouragement.
Date: 8/19/2018 8:06:00 PM
Your poem is adorable Wendy! A clever and cute ending too! I am happy it received a high placement! Congratulations! : )
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:32:00 PM
Thank you as always for your kind feedback,Connie.
Date: 8/18/2018 11:15:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. I think this especially cute! The trials of being a dog lol. Well done!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:31:00 PM
Thank you for your continued encouragement, Susan.
Date: 8/17/2018 6:27:00 PM
loved the personification Wendy, sure made me smile. Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:31:00 PM
Thank you, Jan. That's nice to know.
Date: 8/17/2018 5:52:00 PM
So cute, Wendy! CONGRATS on your win! Janice
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:30:00 PM
Thanks, Janice.
Date: 8/17/2018 5:01:00 PM
Thank you so much for participating in my contest, Wendy!:-) Congratulations on your well-deserved win!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:29:00 PM
Thank you, Edward for an interesting prompt!
Date: 8/17/2018 4:08:00 PM
Wow - my favourite for a most deserving win, Wendy.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:28:00 PM
Many thanks for reading and leaving feedback, Line.
Date: 7/30/2018 5:21:00 PM
LOL...poor pup!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 5/18/2020 1:28:00 PM
I wonder where the sponsors get their contest themes from?! What would they say to us if animals could talk,I wonder! Thanks,Kim.
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