Disclaimer Poems - Poems about Disclaimer

Official Disclaimer

BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. 
Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, 
as are all the other players identified herein as having 
had a role in the sweet soul seduction of this sad luck, 
rum-soaked dame of a book. 
The entire contents of this volume is the product 
of the imagination of M. Kalavik.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer:
There are rip currents in these waters,
I am choppy and deep; 

Warning:
I am a contradiction 
There is no box built for me;
I stand out but enjoy not being seen;

Disclaimer:
I dive right into a wave,
and then  make a few more;

Warning:
I overthink and then can’t talk;
My mind  a chaotic formation, 
stoic worn like a mask;

Disclaimer:
I

Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part Iii

Sometimes I think I should just run and hide
And become somebody else
Leave all of my troubles and worries behind
But you can’t run and hide from yourself

Sometimes I think I hear voices in my head
And see things that aren’t really there
I try to relate what I see and what they said
But nobody I tell seems to

Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part Ii

Sometimes I wonder what is the point
To life, the universe and everything?
Then I remember that the venture is joint
With extraterrestrial beings

Sometimes I want to believe in UFOs
And visitors from outer space
I wonder if they will be friends or foe
To help or destroy the human race

Sometimes I believe in ancient astronauts
Visiting the earth long ago
Over the

Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part I

Sometimes I think I should have started this prose
With a disclaimer of sorts
To my readers, many of those
Who may think me out of my gourd

Sometimes I think this disclaimer should be
Short and sweet, honest and to the point
My poetry reveals a lot about me
My thought process is a bit like a fractured joint

Sometimes I wonder

A Disclaimer On Advice

Think but not too much.
Overthinking is a trap!
Or should we stop and think
before we choose to act?

Modify your behavior!
Be careful. No take risks!
Accept you as you are.
Change, or nothing will get fixed!

Should we be still in the moment?
Or move to find our cheese?
Is anybody else confused?
Maybe it’s just me.

Believe others are good
Wait. Trust your intuition.
Be

Tv Commercials Disclaimers

I am listening to a list of glorious disclaimers on TV
That follow a commercial about a terrific new wonder drug that
helps you blow freckles off your arms.

Usually I am in the kitchen getting
Something to eat by now, but this time I already had my little
banana peanut butter sandwich with two package of chips on my
lap,

Disclaimer

I disclaim your anger
Every word I despise
despite your promises
my pounding your walls
my wish to change you
fails.

Your frenzied yells
bounce off my wall
no longer intimidated
impaired by paralysis
this force within
wins.

I fell for you
tiptoed around you
sometimes you accepted
or took me for granted
or used me as crutch

You are now imprisoned
within my indifference

Disclaimer

the five recent submissions, were 'penned, 10 years ago.
I have not written anything since.
Thank you for reading.

Disclaimer

Just so everyone knows and understands...
For me to take credit for anything that comes from my pen...
would be greedy and selfish of me...
because I do speak on behalf of us...
through me...
to you...
to me...
on behalf of the Creator/Great Mystery...
through me...
to you...
to me...

So doubly...

THANK YOU!!!

And every one else that's been receptive...
because we're all in this TOGETHER!!!
And the

Disclaimer

I can not be held responsible
for what happens with the company's
people start 
four out of five small company's fail

granted I believe that creating work
for others is the most important act
creating work to overcome poverty
but company's will fail

granted what I'd like to see
is a world where people cared 
but we do know that people steal
I can't

Judge's Disclaimer

My friend, the judge, made this disclaimer
Since she worked with beasts, who could blame her
“In there it’s too rough
So I’ve had enough.
I’m done being a ly’in tamer!”

Disclaimer

I beg all those who read my work to read it for pleasure and not inquiry....I again encourage you to read my poem...Lessons from Sonnet XX regarding this. I will NOT explain myself on content...Please...don't read too much into things.....You can never know what is fiction what is based on reality...DO NOT give yourself the

Disclaimer Reprise

I'm an old soul,
so don't expect me
   to understand this world.
I'm a free spirit,
so don't tie me down,
   I'll rip my limbs from the shackles.
I'm a child of the Earth,
so don't count on me 
  to move my roots.
I'm alive,
so don't think I'm so quick
  to die with you.

Disclaimer

I'm a ****ing martyr,
so don't be surprised when I
   fake my ******.
I'm married to my weed,
so don't take offense when I'm 
   lying there numb.
I'm ****ing insane,
so don't get too close to me
   you'll become my pet.
I'm a broken mind,
so don't leave me, or  
   watch

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