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Hi I'm yosef from Yosef motors
You have problem
you call Yosef.
I say no, no fix it Yosef.
Customer say Yosef fix problem
I say no, no, fix-it Yosef!
I'm Yosef, I fix problem!
Fix-it Yosef
fix it Yosef!
You have problem
fix-it Yosef!
encourage Yosef say go Yosef
go Yosef
say fix-it Yosef
Fix-it Yosef!
yosef fix-it?
Fix-it Yosef!
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SWEET WAFFLE DRIPPINGS
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The myth of Sweetness
By Sumwon Sweet
4 cups of corn syrup
2 cups of honey
2 cup of maple syrup
1 cup of black molasses
2 vanilla beans seeded and
chopped placed in cheese cloth
1 cup of dark rum
5 tablespoons of butter extract
in a pot bring to a soft simmer for
15 minutes
allow to cool remove cheese cloth
strain and bottle
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Disclaimer O>G> recipe
calls for 2 dried hot peppers
Peppers were omitted but can be added
if one desires such!
Great with bacon,
Pork bacon, goat bacon, beef bacon turkey bacon
it's great with bacon!
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No New Years resolution
You may be wondering why
I'm really not just lazy
I have given them a try
Each year a dissapointment
Not sure why they didn't last
I start out so quickly
but the end came just as fast
I spend money on the gym
Then only go a few days
I don't follow the routine
I go back to my old ways
I've tried to go on diets
So that I could get in shape
Nothing I do is working
My stomach's a giant grape
What about all the reading
That I was going to do
I started with a large stack
But ended up reading few
So no more resolutions
I live my life day by day
Forget the dissapointment
I like it better this way
Disclaimer, actually an active guy, somewhat in shape( for a Fifty one year old guy)
not looking for any diet suggestions ha ha. Enjoy and good luck with your resolutions.
‘Sup?
-‘Sup?
Sit
Still.
Shhhhh!
Swear
Silence,
Speak
Softly,
Super-Secret. . .
Shhhhh!
Swear
Silence!
-Swear
Shhhhh!
(Softly
Speaks
Super-Secret)
(-Screams!!!)
Shhhhh!!!
-Sorry
Soulmate
Secretly
Sought
Sally!
-Selfish
Sadistic
Sot!
(Sobbing)
-Sorry
S'ok
-So
Sad
Swear
Silence!
-Swear!!
Shhhhh!
-Sorry
Sick
Slimy
Sarcastic
Slob!
(-Snickers)
(Sly,
Satisfied
Smile)
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12/11/2019
Poetry form: Alliteration - Each poem in my Alliterative Alphabet Series describes conversations between two or more people while only using words that start with or sound like the first letter of the title of the poem. I’m publishing the poems as I write them on Wattpad.com, not necessarily in alphabetical order. My goal is to write at least 26 poems to cover each letter of the alphabet. I hope you find the concept interesting, maybe even clever. Most of all I hope you enjoy them :)
Disclaimer: This poem is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event. The names used are ficticious and were chosen to satisfy the requirements of the poetry form.
It's enough to make one chunder
there used to be a time Down Under
when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin
only stated the true blue maker's name
and the Vegemite we'd eat for brekkie contained therein
while not a porky implied mate there's something to hide
with a shonky no responsibility disclaimer
I’m spewin’ cranky as today's focus is on what's not inside
no GMO cholesterol additives gluten calories caffeine nuts
no added colouring sugar preservatives
no artificial sweeteners monounsaturated
no polyunsaturated &/or trans fats
and bloody oath cobber that's not all as I recall
no worries tho' there's also low sodium
not whingeing but one wonders if it's a dodgy admission
there's no bonzer thingo within such as ace nutrition
meanwhile I'll fill my billycan from yon billabong
surrounded by a few emu and a roo or two
as up a gum tree the kookaburra laughingly looks on
there's nothing more I can do so may as well
bung another shrimp on the barbie blow the froth off a few
have one last blast on me didgeridoo Blue and shoot through
sing mi because you love mi
sing mi o'er and o'er again
make mi feel wanted
sing mi wiff yo friends
take your time throught the
verses, stanzas, and the chorus too.
sing mi over and over
like real lovers do!
Express yo happiness e'er time we meet.
love is the expression, this song wants to bring.
stand and speak mi clearly, from verse to verse:
start with I love you,
even though I loved you first.
cause I love you
I let yo reherst me from time to time.
Music that's ballady and groovey at the same time,
sumthang that yo, and yo, lover
can sing and find,
time to spend together the melodies just fine.
tell mi I love you, cause I'm yo song.
Sing mi when you happy, and when things are going wrong.
Artistic expressions rangey and smooth.
groove to the bass line, thru all the treble yo going thru.
love, love, love mi.
that's what I want you to do, love mi,
jess love mi!
Disclaimer, sumtymes you gon feel like cussing mi up one side and down the other, we been fussing, hey but I'm yo lover, sing mi straight and sing mi right. Groove to the bass and the trebles will be alright!
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Apparatus Daily Disclaimer
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Reducing or modifying an accent involves learning the physical placement and sounds of a new target dialect rather than simply "getting rid" of your own. True accent modification requires patience and involves building new muscle memory for different vowels, consonants, and rhythm pattern
Loving a partner deeply while knowing you do not want to become a parent is a valid, deeply personal boundary. It is an emotional conflict that requires open communication to ensure both partners are on the same page for their future.
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2/1 H+1/1 H ------>3/2He + y
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E = ?m c2
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Enmeshment ?
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"Affording to be me" usually means managing your expenses so your authentic lifestyle aligns with your income, without falling into debt. It involves figuring out what you actually spend, trimming back on non-essentials, and matching your daily habits to what you truly value.-
Traditional terms to establish tension, solemnity, or dramatic gravity in your performance or script.
Membership of I.C.Y. Limited to Vacancy.
B. Valentino, sposerai questa donna, che è incinta, e avrai il tuo bambino, Valentino!
"I'll Say It Again!:go dig minerals find gems make ring and Marry!
B. Valentino, sposerai questa donna, che è incinta, e avrai il tuo bambino, Valentino!
He could charm anyone
His words
So sweet
The sentiments
Such treats
Tasty
Divine
So fine
He was a charmer
He left behind trails
Of sugared words
That lead up to his home
Made up of candy
Ever so dandy
Enticing
Making the visitor want to take a bite
Sugarcoated delight
Cotton candy rhymes
That would melt in the mouth
But, oh, what is this?
Something spoils the bliss
In a minute or two
A taste different, new
Sweet turns to bitter
Words turn vile
And there goes the smile
Tears melt the cotton candy
Making it gritty, sandy
The truth is out
It’s a house made of doubt
He was such a charmer
But he was really a harmer
Whose candy was striped
With the blood of the hearts
Of those he’d left behind
Eileen Manassian
Disclaimer: I fully realize this is not gender specific. There are charmer/harmers on both sides.
BAMBULL AND BRICE
SPOKE THE ACCOMPLIMENTS
THRU THE AUGUMENTS DECRIBED
IN HER ENHANCING STRUCTURE
THEY MADE COMMUNACATION KEY
THEY WORKED WITHIN THE ETHICAL
FRAMEWORK OF THE EMPLOYERS
COMPANY AND BECAME RESPECTED
DOERS OF WORKS
RECOGNITION FOR THOSE FEATS WERE
THEY WERE BENEATH CONTENTION
AND WORKED THERE WAY INTO CONTENTION
TO BE SET APART FROM THOSE OTHERS
AND VALUED AS CONTENDERS
GAINST THOSE WHO REPRESENTED THE
COMPANY AS BEST
THOSE ACTIONS HAVE
ALREADY ACCURED MAKING
THEM NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS
THEY ARE BEST BENEATH THE BEST
THERE LABOR'S SHALL DETERMINE THEIR
CLAIM TO BE CHAMPION AND BEST
THEY REFLECT THE VALUE AND BELEIFS OF
THIS COMPANY, THEY STAND BEFORE YOU
AS NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MIGHT THEY
BE BEST THEY SHALL BECOME
DISCLAIMER...... DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE CERTAIN LEVELS
OF CYFISTICATION IS INVOLVED IN MAKING THESE DECISIONS!
WORLD CHAMPIONS
"Light the fires, we hunt a witch tonight,
under the light of a pale blue moon
We're the masters of all that is right
Join with the righteous as we sing our tune"
The woman a healer, with ancient spells
Living in the forest, amongst the trees
With herbs and crystals the future she tells
She is so disturbed, by all that she sees
Why are so many, now coming for her
It's not her intention to do them harm
Within her mind the images all blur
All of the forest is under her charm
"There in the distance we can see her house.
Wrapped amongst the branches of all those trees.
We will approach as quiet as a mouse,
then like lions we will do what we please!"
She steps out the door to address them all.
"Do not approach if you know what is best!"
The leader laughs as he makes his own call.
"We are here to put a stake through your chest."
With a wave of her hand, the trees all dance.
Gnarled roots start grabbing up from the ground.
All those evil men didn't have a chance.
The forest filled with a horrible sound!
Within the wood you can see their hands.
As well as faces contorted and dark.
They chose not to listen to her commands.
Eternally entombed within the tree bark.
Disclaimer: No witches, mortals or tree's were harmed during the
writing of this poem. In no way does this poem demonstrate a
belief in the occult but is merely for entertainment purposes.
It does however show that not all who believe they are righteous
Are truly righteous. Many things in history have been done in
the name of God by truly depraved and ungodly people. They
convinced many people to follow in their paths.
We learn to skip before we run,
We learn to crawl before we walk.
We often look before we leap
But rarely think before we talk.
Words are our friends and should be cherished as such,
But too many, it seems, don't seem to care very much.
I have pity on poor defenseless words
When we batter, and bludgeon,
And pummel, and trounce them,
And feel especially bad
When I abuse, or misuse,
Or misspell, or mispronounce them*.
*Author's note and disclaimer: Many of you, dear readers, are well aware that in certain of my pieces, I do these things with a certain degree of frequency, but when I do, I claim poetic license and/or plead the Ogden Nash Amendment, which is: My muse made me do it.