Best Disclaimer Poems
DisclaimerI disclaim your anger
Every word I despise
despite your promises
my pounding your walls
my wish to change you
fails.
Your frenzied yells
bounce off my wall
no longer intimidated
impaired by paralysis
this force within
wins.
I fell for you
tiptoed around you
sometimes you accepted
or took me for granted
or used me as crutch
You are now imprisoned
within...
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Categories:
disclaimer, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Judge's DisclaimerMy friend, the judge, made this disclaimer
Since she worked with beasts, who could blame her
“In there it’s too rough
So I’ve had enough.
I’m done being a ly’in tamer!”...
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Categories:
disclaimer, animal, humorous, judgement,
Form:
Limerick
DisclaimerI can not be held responsible
for what happens with the company's
people start
four out of five small company's fail
granted I believe that creating work
for others is the most important act
creating work to overcome poverty
but company's will fail
granted what I'd like to see
is a world where...
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Categories:
disclaimer, business,
Form:
Narrative
DisclaimerI beg all those who read my work to read it for pleasure and not inquiry....I again encourage you to read my poem...Lessons from Sonnet XX regarding this. I will NOT explain myself on content...Please...don't read too much into things.....You can never know what is...
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Categories:
disclaimer, sorrow, writing,
Form:
Prose
A Writer's DisclaimerJudging by poems posted recently,
I am a quivering piece of crazy.
Poems meant for giggles are created
right before somber, pained words are stated.
Like an actor, I slip into a roll,
and find the voice that make characters whole.
Please, keep this verse in your mind and your heart,
as...
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Categories:
disclaimer, on writing and words,
Form:
Couplet
Artful DisclaimerI have my platinum muse
It is a flighty, windy memory
Of a memorable, miserable encounter
With someone that reminded me...
I have not even fooled myself
Into believing something so weak
As the crippled, dying cupid
That is love at first sight.
The woman I am marrying,
Wasn't loved at first glance
She was...
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Categories:
disclaimer, lovebeautiful, beautiful,
Form:
Lyric
Disclaimerthe five recent submissions, were 'penned, 10 years ago.
I have not written anything since.
Thank you for reading....
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Categories:
disclaimer, appreciation,
Form:
Muhammad Ali's Dancing DisclaimerThe blinding speed of his fists and feet
made all his fastest foes flat-footed
as around the target of his jabs
he swirled and danced, he flew and...
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Categories:
disclaimer, life, people, seasons, time,
Form:
Rhyme
DisclaimerJust so everyone knows and understands...
For me to take credit for anything that comes from my pen...
would be greedy and selfish of me...
because I do speak on behalf of us...
through me...
to you...
to me...
on behalf of the Creator/Great Mystery...
through me...
to you...
to me...
So doubly...
THANK YOU!!!
And every one...
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Categories:
disclaimer, angel, beautiful, beauty,
Form:
Narrative
DisclaimerI'm a ****ing martyr,
so don't be surprised when I
fake my ******.
I'm married to my weed,
so don't take offense when I'm
lying there numb.
I'm ****ing insane,
so don't get too close to me
you'll become my pet.
I'm a broken...
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Categories:
disclaimer, self,
Form:
Free verse
DisclaimerA brush with pain of chest
starts recalibrating the fog of eyes.
World has come a long way
from a child’s brain to prepare
an indigenous bomb
for a roaring ascent.
Where my son, you want to go
in trees of words ? The temperatures
are rising to widen the scope
of violence. Every...
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Categories:
disclaimer, adventure, allegory, angst, animals,
Form:
Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part IiiSometimes I think I should just run and hide
And become somebody else
Leave all of my troubles and worries behind
But you can’t run and hide from yourself
Sometimes I think I hear voices in my head
And see things that aren’t really there
I try to relate what I...
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Categories:
disclaimer, allegory, allusion, analogy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part IiSometimes I wonder what is the point
To life, the universe and everything?
Then I remember that the venture is joint
With extraterrestrial beings
Sometimes I want to believe in UFOs
And visitors from outer space
I wonder if they will be friends or foe
To help or destroy the human race
Sometimes...
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Categories:
disclaimer, allegory, allusion, analogy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Sometimes: a Random Poem, Part ISometimes I think I should have started this prose
With a disclaimer of sorts
To my readers, many of those
Who may think me out of my gourd
Sometimes I think this disclaimer should be
Short and sweet, honest and to the point
My poetry reveals a lot about me
My thought...
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Categories:
disclaimer, allegory, allusion, analogy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Tv Commercials DisclaimersI am listening to a list of glorious disclaimers on TV
That follow a commercial about a terrific new wonder drug that
helps you blow freckles off your arms.
Usually I am in the kitchen getting
Something to eat by now, but this time I already had my little
banana...
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Categories:
disclaimer, fun,
Form:
Light Verse