Official Disclaimer

BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, as are all the other players identified herein as having had a role in the sweet soul seduction of this sad luck, rum-soaked dame of a book. The entire contents of this volume is the product of the imagination of M. Kalavik. It was all his idea. BADSEEDPRESS accepts no responsibility for anything other than words on a page, but we would like to thank the many sponsors whose advertisements have acted as fertilizer spread among the lyrical furrows of this fictional funny farm. Without their support, this project might not have been thought possible. We’re all just in it for the money. Brent Scorn Non-attorney Spokesperson BADSEEDPRESS