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Dipstick Poems - Poems about Dipstick

Heavy Burden
...I am carrying this heavy burden around it feels like something is going to crash and burn, the rocket in the sky will collapse and die and the missiles will explode when you empty the heavy load. ......

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Categories: dipstick, blessing, caregiving, change, city,
Form: Narrative
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......

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Categories: dipstick, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Greatest Gift of All, a Finite Human Lifespan - Now With Footnotes
...The Greatest Gift of All? (A Finite Human Lifespan) There is pleasure in 'knowing' this life will be ending, the space my flesh occupies 'opening up......

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Categories: dipstick, humor, love, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Biden's
...If someone paints a picture And names it nouveau art Hunter will claim it's his At five Hundred Large to start. But Joe's still a Dipstick he thinks oil is A La Carte. Entered in The Biden'......

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Categories: dipstick, america, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The End of Moron Mick
...That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick A noon shootout was planned Nick had the faster hand Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick May 6, 2022 H......

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Categories: dipstick, conflict,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Roses Are Red Collab-26
...These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous. If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy! Roses are re......

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Categories: dipstick, anti bullying,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Del Boy Trotter and Rodney Trotter
...Del Boy Trotter Money making plotter Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car. Rodney Trotter Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter A ......

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Categories: dipstick, brother, money,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Make-Up For Your Car Engine
...dipstick lipstick......

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Categories: dipstick, word play,
Form: Footle
Sting Me With Your Dipstick
...My guy is the man at the local garage. He fixes cars for a living. When it comes to making me feel good, No other guy is so giving. As for me,I raise and breed some bees At my place on the edg......

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Categories: dipstick, body, fire, how i
Form: Rhyme
I Don'T Know What I'M Writing For
...I don't know what I'm writing for, didn't start to find the cure or rewind the cord to find a vision true and pure started to express distress regarded as a mental mess a brief relief and gentl......

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Categories: dipstick, future, life, me, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......

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Categories: dipstick, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
We Need More Like Me
... I’m a man of no great ambition Often described as a proper Piddly poof… Piddly, poofy, Godawfully goofy Shnickered and shnookered totally Over the roof… Being a bit of a dipstick,......

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Categories: dipstick, appreciation,
Form: Burlesque
No Friends of Mime
... Farcical characters of ill gestures, they be no friends of mime Mute clown suits wearing viol marionette smiles all of the puppet string time I tell you, of a silent truth, those......

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Categories: dipstick, allusion, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque
...The redness that caused me agitation; being cancerous was an aberration. A letter stated it’s lipstick, that smudged on my dipstick, so deeply regret my amputation.......

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Categories: dipstick, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Just Shy O the Concupiscent Cusp
...As par and parcel of being alive wire impossible aye to maintain totally tubularly literarily celibate by and bye with parochial restraint antiseptic dry as dust poetic refrains a......

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Categories: dipstick, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

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