Dipstick Poems - Poems about Dipstick

Heavy Burden

...I am carrying this heavy burden around it feels like something is going to crash and burn, the rocket in the sky will collapse and die and the missiles will explode when you empty the heavy load. 

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Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather 
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I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and bean...

The Greatest Gift of All, a Finite Human Lifespan - Now With Footnotes

...The Greatest Gift of All?
(A Finite Human Lifespan)
There is pleasure in 'knowing' this life will be ending,
the space my flesh occupies 'opening up...

The Biden's

...If someone paints a picture
And names it nouveau art
Hunter will claim it's his 
At five Hundred Large to start.
But Joe's still a Dipstick
he thinks oil is A La Carte.

Entered in
The Biden'...

The End of Moron Mick

...That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick


May 6, 2022
H...

Roses Are Red Collab-26

...These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy!

Roses are re...

Del Boy Trotter and Rodney Trotter

...Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A ...

Make-Up For Your Car Engine

...dipstick
lipstick...

Sting Me With Your Dipstick

...My guy is the man at the local garage.
He fixes cars for a living.
When it comes to making me feel good,
No other guy is so giving.

As for me,I raise and breed some bees
At my place on the edg...

I Don'T Know What I'M Writing For

...I don't know what I'm writing for,
didn't start to find the cure
or rewind the cord
to find a vision true and pure
started to express distress
regarded as a mental mess
a brief relief and gentl...

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM 

My dentist ...

We Need More Like Me

...
I’m a man of no great ambition
Often described as a proper
Piddly poof…

Piddly, poofy, Godawfully goofy
Shnickered and shnookered totally
Over the roof…

Being a bit of a dipstick,...

No Friends of Mime

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Farcical characters of ill gestures,
they be no friends of mime

Mute clown suits
wearing viol marionette smiles
all of the puppet string time

I tell you, of a silent truth,
those...

Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque

...The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation....

Just Shy O the Concupiscent Cusp

...As par and parcel of being
    alive wire impossible aye
to maintain totally tubularly
     literarily celibate by and bye
with parochial restraint antiseptic dry
as dust poetic refrains
     a...

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