Short Dipstick Poems

Short Dipstick Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dipstick by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dipstick by length and keyword.


Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque

The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation.
Categories: dipstick, humorous,
Form: Limerick


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Limerick

Wanted to pen a Limerick
Needed a comedian sidekick
Nothing funny to wit
A pun to make sides split
Some ole' fashion humor dipstick  


Inspiration: Black Eyed Susan' contest not an entry
Categories: dipstick, funny,
Form: Limerick

Dipstick Dan

Dipstick Dan was no
sharp shooter,
which was such a
shame.
His firing range
instructor said:
“Dan, your method is
to blame.
You really need to
rethink your
sequence -
Fire, Ready, Aim…”
Categories: dipstick, funny, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
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The End of Moron Mick

That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick


May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May
© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dipstick, conflict,
Form: Limerick
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The Biden's

If someone paints a picture
And names it nouveau art
Hunter will claim it's his 
At five Hundred Large to start.
But Joe's still a Dipstick
he thinks oil is A La Carte.

Entered in
The Biden's poetry contest
sponsored by Anthony Biaanco.
December Thirteenth, 2022.
Categories: dipstick, america, fantasy,
Form: Free verse


Doublespeak

A life of doublespeak,
Means I think you're weak,
Never mind, (you're a dipstick),
Means,"I don't give a blip,"
Blip happens,
Means, "You're crapping,"
Do stop moaning,
And all your groaning,
Dull contemplation 
of ex manipulation,
Yes, doublespeak,
Means I think you're weak,
'Have a good day', so long,
Who carries why the ex carries on?
Categories: dipstick, divorce, feelings, freedom,
Form: Free verse
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Del Boy Trotter and Rodney Trotter

Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCEs he feels like an under-paid slave.


(Trotters Independent Traders) (T.I.T)


Only Fools and Horses

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest

Sponser Joseph May

Written 21.10.21
Categories: dipstick, brother, money,
Form: Clerihew
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