Short Dipstick Poems
Short Dipstick Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dipstick by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dipstick by length and keyword.
The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation.
Categories:
dipstick, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Wanted to pen a Limerick
Needed a comedian sidekick
Nothing funny to wit
A pun to make sides split
Some ole' fashion humor dipstick
Inspiration: Black Eyed Susan' contest not an entry
Categories:
dipstick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Dipstick Dan was no
sharp shooter,
which was such a
shame.
His firing range
instructor said:
“Dan, your method is
to blame.
You really need to
rethink your
sequence -
Fire, Ready, Aim…”
Categories:
dipstick, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick
May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May
Categories:
dipstick, conflict,
Form:
Limerick
If someone paints a picture
And names it nouveau art
Hunter will claim it's his
At five Hundred Large to start.
But Joe's still a Dipstick
he thinks oil is A La Carte.
Entered in
The Biden's poetry contest
sponsored by Anthony Biaanco.
December Thirteenth, 2022.
Categories:
dipstick, america, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
A life of doublespeak,
Means I think you're weak,
Never mind, (you're a dipstick),
Means,"I don't give a blip,"
Blip happens,
Means, "You're crapping,"
Do stop moaning,
And all your groaning,
Dull contemplation
of ex manipulation,
Yes, doublespeak,
Means I think you're weak,
'Have a good day', so long,
Who carries why the ex carries on?
Categories:
dipstick, divorce, feelings, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.
Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCEs he feels like an under-paid slave.
(Trotters Independent Traders) (T.I.T)
Only Fools and Horses
Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
Sponser Joseph May
Written 21.10.21
Categories:
dipstick, brother, money,
Form:
Clerihew