Long Dipstick Poems
Long Dipstick Poems. Below are the most popular long Dipstick by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Dipstick poems by poem length and keyword.
April's Babbling Foolishness
(Created using the bAbBlE sentence generator, various text excerpts, and a minuscule bit of human editing.)
And she smells good without keeping all ...
Beef, sitting lonely on that lies floating on the tufted floor. "Surely,"...
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Categories:
dipstick, art, computer, crazy, food, funny, horror, humor,
Form:
Prose
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
dipstick, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Roses Are Red Collab-26
These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous. If you would like to add one of your own and remain anonymous send it to my soup mail. Enjoy!
Roses...
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Categories:
dipstick, anti bullying,
Form:
Limerick
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...
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Categories:
dipstick, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Crawling Toward My Grave
I'm barely crawling toward my grave
And lucky to have come this far!
A life lived mostly not a knave,
Or specimen in someone's jar.
It's not so easy to stay clear
Of folks who'd label us at...
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Categories:
dipstick, anti bullying, humor, life, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Heavy Burden
I am carrying this heavy burden around it feels like something is going to crash and burn, the rocket in the sky will collapse and die and the missiles will explode when you empty the...
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Categories:
dipstick, blessing, caregiving, change, city, community, courage, environment,
Form:
Narrative
Just Shy O the Concupiscent Cusp
As par and parcel of being
alive wire impossible aye
to maintain totally tubularly
literarily celibate by and bye
with parochial restraint antiseptic dry
as dust poetic refrains
...
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Categories:
dipstick, 10th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, girlfriend,
Form:
Free verse
The Greatest Gift of All, a Finite Human Lifespan - Now With Footnotes
The Greatest Gift of All?
(A Finite Human Lifespan)
There is pleasure in 'knowing' this life will be ending,
the space my flesh occupies 'opening up' for 'not me(s)'
though my life has been great (I'd say fun for...
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Categories:
dipstick, humor, love, political,
Form:
Rhyme
I Don'T Know What I'M Writing For
I don't know what I'm writing for,
didn't start to find the cure
or rewind the cord
to find a vision true and pure
started to express distress
regarded as a mental mess
a brief relief and gentle ease
unheard words found...
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Categories:
dipstick, future, life, me, poetry, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
A Farewell To Lawrence
We suffer in silence yet our hearts bleed out loud
We hope our hearts, keep our feelings sealed yet our eyes reveal what our heart tried to conceal
We Fight for Strength
We Battle for...
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Categories:
dipstick, brother, death, family, feelings, goodbye, heartbroken, love,
Form:
Free verse
My Jiggling Boobs
since maintaining a diet
of exercise heeding "yo dude"
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against
the temptation of high caloric junk food
and nightly snack king
on a flexible fitness routine,
this...
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Categories:
dipstick, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Personification
Sting Me With Your Dipstick
My guy is the man at the local garage.
He fixes cars for a living.
When it comes to making me feel good,
No other guy is so giving.
As for me,I raise and breed some bees
At my place...
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Categories:
dipstick, body, fire, how i feel, i love
Form:
Rhyme
Deputy Enos Strate
I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only girl I want to date.
People like me because I'm Hazzard's only honest cop.
I had my own...
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Categories:
dipstick, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I'M Rosco P Coltrane
I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain.
I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg.
He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
I usually...
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Categories:
dipstick, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Litmus
papered dipstick of today's measure
will words be too acidic or too base
budding our tongues to sour or pleasure
a tinge of breath exhaled paper chase
our empathy in hues of blues, our anger
bright crimson of hot-blooded emotion
hypothalamic...
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Categories:
dipstick, nature, people, science,
Form:
Sonnet
No Friends of Mime
Farcical characters of ill gestures,
they be no friends of mime
Mute clown suits
wearing viol marionette smiles
all of the puppet string time
I tell you, of a silent truth,
those pretzel-tongue jester troupes
are theatrical buffoons
spoofing on a global...
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Categories:
dipstick, allusion, how i feel, slam, truth,
Form:
Free verse
We Need More Like Me
I’m a man of no great ambition
Often described as a proper
Piddly poof…
Piddly, poofy, Godawfully goofy
Shnickered and shnookered totally
Over the roof…
Being a bit of a dipstick, is my claim to fame
Not a hint of dignity
To...
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Categories:
dipstick, appreciation,
Form:
Burlesque
Sunrays Dance On My Bed
Sun Rays dance on my Bed.
Sunlight arrives early
A few friendly rays
Sit on my duvet warming it.
I pat the sunlight
Still half asleep
Trying to remember the night`s dreams,
It is difficult,
Before they slip under the...
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Categories:
dipstick, blessing,
Form:
Blank verse
Thoughts of Losing You In Collections
thinking too much
becoming a dipstick in flight
forgetting simple mathematics
missing you like mad
wishing in mounds of overkill
hoping in buckets of wasted energy
praying in multitudes of nothingness
missing you like mad
words can be the thorn with the poisonous...
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Categories:
dipstick, blue, lonely, longing, lost love, sad,
Form:
Free verse