Dietary Poems - Poems about Dietary

...SOME NECK There was a big and small giraffe They were always up for a laugh Following spurious dietary wishes Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes So much food, it made them barf ......Read the rest...

...Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment Quite an undertaking to break ground figuratively, and symbolically linkedin while able bodied and mindedness readies cemetery pl......Read the rest...

...Written: August 23, 2023 Soup Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori ______________________________________________________________ In t......Read the rest...

...O life, in plasma form! O red stream in my veins! Cells, platelets, tissues, fibers, water, and salts wrapped! O, you who carry oxygen to my each cell! O, you who maintain minute warmth of my bo......Read the rest...

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook... and ruffling turkey feathers! An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith once, a former main lion resident living social where Tigress and Euphrates con......Read the rest...

...The Gatekeeper to the Internet "How hard to learn the huge, bulky section 'Dietary Fibers for the Elimination of Poo from the Large Intestine' blocked is to me alone!" -- a bummed pat......Read the rest...

...My new year resolutions are solutions for the soul My changing evolutions for a lack of self-control My ready revolutions for a day of liberty Are heady substitutions for the way I wish to be N......Read the rest...

...It's Christmas time again And it seems I am the winner Because I drew the short straw To host the Family Christmas Dinner I'm stressing out already Although it's still a month away There......Read the rest...

...Darkness descends and most folk Are slowly wending to their bed But, across there in Knotty Ash Some Locals are stirring instead. The residents of Diddyland, Where the sun always shines, Are ......Read the rest...

...Our Kitty’s allergic to peanuts, Most don’t eat meat anymore, Lynn and Tim are Vegans Alex is a staunch carnivore. Vegan, Veggies and carnies All coming to visit for lunch Sue was tearing her h......Read the rest...

...Landlords are in the cemetery Welcoming new comers as host Who ain't any more dietary Cos it isn't duly of ghost Either to chance or grace do toast But rather await fate's bread spell Which ca......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse, when adorning buttons pop off undersized blouse which spurs yours truly to grouse, and ruffle mine tail feathers while li......Read the rest...

...While trickling thick amber honey in my black decoffied coffee I wonder why I never noticed until just ever now How refined white sugar has monopolized my wider full-hued view of more nurturi......Read the rest...

...insects one two and three a dietary substance for a megabat, me. slurp slurp slurp yum yum yum! one thousand mosquitoes in my tummy tum tum Watch out catfish, bass and bluegill. Dive down qu......Read the rest...

...I ham quill tee for gobbledygook... and ruffling tail feathers! An innocent miss steak kin... once former main lion den cha hoard servant, resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar hoof faux whatev......Read the rest...