Dietary Poems - Poems about Dietary

Dietary Shortcomings

...An aardvark went looking for bugs,
but he found, to consume, only slugs:
he pondered his luck,
and soliloquised, “Yuck!
No wonder that people do drugs!”

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Might Never Makes Right

...Violence in the political party


A pebble thrown to defend oneself from a barrage of 100- stones
The bully then complains of abuse—might never makes right 
will we unite?—I...

Waxing Nostalgic for School Daze, Eh

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         ‘the sole surviving minnow floats
         recipe-laden toward the NGO* shark’
                                       ~ edie-bidi chili-bidi

        Please write a 300-word 
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SOME NECK

...SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food, it made them barf
...

Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

...Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

Quite an undertaking
to break ground
figuratively, and symbolically linkedin
while able bodied and mindedness
readies cemetery pl...

A Delicious Bowl of Soup

...Written: August 23, 2023
Soup Poetry Contest                        Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori            
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In t...

Blood

...O life, in plasma form! O red stream in my veins! 
Cells, platelets, tissues, fibers, water, and salts wrapped!
O, you who carry oxygen to my each cell! 
O, you who maintain minute warmth of my bo...

Robbie - Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident 
living social where Tigress and Euphrates 
con...

My New Year Resolutions

...My new year resolutions are solutions for the soul
My changing evolutions for a lack of self-control
My ready revolutions for a day of liberty
Are heady substitutions for the way I wish to be

N...

The Family Christmas Dinner

...It's Christmas time again
And it seems I am the winner 
Because I drew the short straw 
To host the Family Christmas Dinner 

I'm stressing out already 
Although it's still a month away 
There...

Knotty Ash

...Darkness descends and most folk
Are slowly wending to their bed
But, across  there in Knotty Ash
Some Locals are stirring  instead.
The residents of Diddyland,
Where the sun always shines,
Are ...

Entertaining the Family

...Our Kitty’s allergic to peanuts,
Most don’t eat meat anymore,
Lynn and Tim are Vegans
Alex is a staunch carnivore.
Vegan, Veggies and carnies
All coming to visit for lunch
Sue was tearing her h...

Only Death Goes Round

...Landlords are in the cemetery
Welcoming new comers as host
Who ain't any more dietary
Cos it isn't duly of ghost 
Either to chance or grace do toast
But rather await fate's bread spell
Which ca...

Marriage To Alarmingly Ballooning

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons 
pop off undersized blouse
which spurs yours truly to grouse,
and ruffle mine tail feathers 
while li...

Refined White Values

...While trickling thick amber honey
in my black decoffied coffee
I wonder why I never noticed
until just ever now

How refined white sugar
has monopolized my wider full-hued view
of more nurturi...

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