Best Dietary Poems

My body is way beyond bent out of shape
After years and years of abuse
That I might just have time to make my own wake
If I don't soon enough figure out what to do

I've tried this and that, all the fads to be had
The hidden secrets...

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DIETARY CHOICE



Ultimate choice for slimmers,  right?

Reconstituted dehydrated water  -  or water lite?...

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A Komodo, quite lazy and stout,
Tried to order a smoothie, no doubt.
"With mango and kale,"
He said with a wail,
"But they're out! Now I'm throwing a pout!"

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An aardvark went looking for bugs,
but he found, to consume, only slugs:
he pondered his luck,
and soliloquised, “Yuck!
No wonder that people do drugs!”

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