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Dental Floss Poems - Poems about Dental Floss

Crocodile Symbiosis
... The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth pearly white and shiny bright "Open wide," are words heard from the bird his dental hygienist who picks......

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Categories: dental floss, africa, animal, bird, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Aerial Jockeys of Daring Feat
...Ice crystal contrails cerulean skies crisscross, Grazing the wispy clouds of cottony linens Like smooth white, waxy strings of dental floss Strung out high above these heavenly denizen......

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Categories: dental floss, courage, flying, sky,
Form: Pantoum



Candy, Floss
...What I liked about him was this: He was cotton candy on some days And dental floss on others — A guilty pleasure, sweet and light Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right......

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Categories: dental floss, candy, cute love, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Purse
...Sometimes people ask me... What's in your purse... So I tell them the best that I can... Lipstick, chapstick, matchstick What’s in your purse? Billfold, change purse, money counter, and clip? As......

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Categories: dental floss, beautiful, best friend, butterfly,
Form: Free verse
Your Loss
...I know my capabilities But, you won't get it like that. I know how I love But, I can't love you like that. You're just a dog Trying to catch the cat. I'll blow back your braids. hand you your......

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Categories: dental floss, abuse, addiction, anger, anxiety,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Clowning Around
...We're so underappreciated You'd think we're in-laws Yet without us you could have The most powerful set of jaws Yet it'd be nigh impossible To chew, eat or swallow If you dared pose for......

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Categories: dental floss, health, humorous, satire, truth,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member My Stupid New Years Resolutions- Funny
... 1. Lose 20 pounds and prepare to finance a whole new wardrobe. When eating ask yourself, would a healthy person eat this and what to heck is- Red Dye #2, and malotextrin disodoium a......

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Categories: dental floss, funny,
Form: List
Impromptu
...i read it said 7,000 seven thousand votes voted to sell the state Montana the buyer being where not to beware friendly folks lots of beavers legalized marijuana wanted to move anyw......

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Categories: dental floss, moving on,
Form: I do not know?
Th' Crick Is Dryin' Up
...Th' Crick is dryin’ Up. Ah got this Stick, ah call a Tree, stuck in th' mud: Decorated it with dental floss, well za could ‘Cause there’s so much of the stuff in the dead weeds out back An’ th’......

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Categories: dental floss, earth, earth day, environment,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Goals and Dreams
... Goals & Dreams Written: by Miracle Man 2/1/2019 Goals & Dreams are objectives internally decreed, We must revisit both daily, if we're apt to succeed. We can't be “A rolling stone th......

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Categories: dental floss, dream, life,
Form: Lyric
Tongue Suppressor
... Alabaster body of truth got buried beneath a dung-key pile of swastika lies SWAT teams of fascist oppression swarm the polling places like hieroglyphic Dead Sea flies Democracy i......

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Categories: dental floss, allusion, perspective, truth, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Adieu Dental Floss and Toothbrush
...(21st century pearly white prosthetics, restored jaw bar wah key) Aye noel hunger bristle, and when false teeth soak at night in tandem with stubby facial gristle har reckon noah kisses......

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Categories: dental floss, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Hi Yam Ma Min Na Muse Sing Papa
...hull loo from the rip tide 'o this eastern sea board of these united states - no always in a chord with each other - sum give others hoard unlike meself, an additional pray 2 zee lord boot i - ca......

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Categories: dental floss, 12th grade, age, character,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Bathroom Hijinks
...Poised to dive into the drink below the deodorant on the shelf above put on a show while the toothbrushes looked on with a big grin the deodorant dove like a champ and took a swim, The toothbru......

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Categories: dental floss, adventure, house, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Edith's Hefty Handbag
...Edith had been suffering from shoulder pain She'd developed a stoop and only her left shoulder would sag When she went to see her doctor He put all the blame on her weighty handbag One afternoo......

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Categories: dental floss, humor, humorous, woman,
Form: Rhyme

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