Dental Floss Poems - Poems about Dental Floss

..."The most vicious of all species, the human is reddest in tooth and manicured claw." -- the countless animal organisms killed on Beast Planet * * * "Together let us mourn the ......Read the rest...

...Ice crystal contrails cerulean skies crisscross, Grazing the wispy clouds of cottony linens Like smooth white, waxy strings of dental floss Strung out high above these heavenly denizen......Read the rest...

...What I liked about him was this: He was cotton candy on some days And dental floss on others — A guilty pleasure, sweet and light Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right......Read the rest...

...Sometimes people ask me... What's in your purse... So I tell them the best that I can... Lipstick, chapstick, matchstick What’s in your purse? Billfold, change purse, money counter, and clip? As......Read the rest...

...I know my capabilities But, you won't get it like that. I know how I love But, I can't love you like that. You're just a dog Trying to catch the cat. I'll blow back your braids. hand you your......Read the rest...

...We're so underappreciated You'd think we're in-laws Yet without us you could have The most powerful set of jaws Yet it'd be nigh impossible To chew, eat or swallow If you dared pose for......Read the rest...

... 1. Lose 20 pounds and prepare to finance a whole new wardrobe. When eating ask yourself, would a healthy person eat this and what to heck is- Red Dye #2, and malotextrin disodoium a......Read the rest...

...i read it said 7,000 seven thousand votes voted to sell the state Montana the buyer being where not to beware friendly folks lots of beavers legalized marijuana wanted to move anyw......Read the rest...

...Th' Crick is dryin’ Up. Ah got this Stick, ah call a Tree, stuck in th' mud: Decorated it with dental floss, well za could ‘Cause there’s so much of the stuff in the dead weeds out back An’ th’......Read the rest...

... Goals & Dreams Written: by Miracle Man 2/1/2019 Goals & Dreams are objectives internally decreed, We must revisit both daily, if we're apt to succeed. We can't be “A rolling stone th......Read the rest...

... Alabaster body of truth got buried beneath a dung-key pile of swastika lies SWAT teams of fascist oppression swarm the polling places like hieroglyphic Dead Sea flies Democracy i......Read the rest...

...(21st century pearly white prosthetics, restored jaw bar wah key) Aye noel hunger bristle, and when false teeth soak at night in tandem with stubby facial gristle har reckon noah kisses......Read the rest...

...hull loo from the rip tide 'o this eastern sea board of these united states - no always in a chord with each other - sum give others hoard unlike meself, an additional pray 2 zee lord boot i - ca......Read the rest...

...Poised to dive into the drink below the deodorant on the shelf above put on a show while the toothbrushes looked on with a big grin the deodorant dove like a champ and took a swim, The toothbru......Read the rest...

...Edith had been suffering from shoulder pain She'd developed a stoop and only her left shoulder would sag When she went to see her doctor He put all the blame on her weighty handbag One afternoo......Read the rest...