Old Proverbs in a New World

A squeaky wheel gets the grease,
but a sneaky fox gets the geese -
will wonders never cease?

A rolling stone gathers no moss,
but only if he uses dental floss - 
I am at a loss!

The early bird catches the worm,
but dies from a food-poisoning germ -
It makes my stomach squirm!

A confused old man wonders why
the old rules don't seem to apply.
It makes me want to cry! 

Each instructive allegory,
each proverb in the inventory,
tells a different story.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Smith  Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
So sayings of old find a new hold in today.❤️
Crandall Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I was just goofing around, but I should write another poem, where I pair opposite proverbs, because I think every proverb has an opposite, so all you has to do is pick the one that matches your situation and promotes the same action as you want to take.
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