Teeth Hit the Floor

Teeth Hit the Floor So they say you're standing in the rain With your big brain being driven insane By something appearing to be rather odd; To California, they moved old Cape Cod. Then on me my dentist did a number Now two front teeth look like a cucumber And at the whole office everyone did give To see if each other they both would outlive. Odd things, irregularities and a beating pool All together have produced many a fool I'm still learning what dental floss is for First time I used it, my teeth hit the floor.