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Short Dental Floss Poems

Short Dental Floss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dental Floss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dental Floss by length and keyword.


It's a Fact of Life But Take Care
there might be someone
better and brighter than you,
but don't despair.  laugh
or cry, but make sure  you have
lots of dental floss and tissue....

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Categories: dental floss, funny, happiness, introspection, life, philosophy,
Form: Free verse



Candy, Floss
What I liked about him was this: 
He was cotton candy on some days
And dental floss on others —
A guilty pleasure, sweet and light
Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right...

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Categories: dental floss, candy, cute love, fun, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Flag Maker Betsy Ross
It is said the first flag maker was Ms. Betsy Ross
Was also said she could do well with some dental floss
As one can imagine twas because she ran out of thread
She forgot to order it because she didn't take her meds




Battle Of The Clerihew---Contest Of P.D.
Written By: Carol Brown
6th Place Winner...

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Categories: dental floss, funny, history, uplifting,
Form: Clerihew
Impromptu
i read
it said
7,000
seven
thousand
votes
voted
to sell
the state
Montana

the buyer
being where
not to beware
friendly folks
lots of beavers
legalized marijuana
wanted to move
anyway
to
Canada

a lifetime
vacation
get away
give away
away from
it all
but where
would Zappa
grow
dental floss...

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Categories: dental floss, moving on,
Form: I do not know?
Dental Floss
Eat a poppy bagel
And you’d sure be at a loss
If you did not have access to
A string of dental floss.

Toothpicks aren’t strong enough
To dig out all the seeds.
Dental floss, in mint or plain,
Is what a person needs.

You can tell the flossers
From the dental-flosser-nots;
The latter group, when smiling,
Will flash teeth with polka dots!...

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Categories: dental floss, food, life,
Form: Rhyme



Th' Crick Is Dryin' Up
Th' Crick is dryin’ Up.

Ah got this Stick, ah call a Tree, stuck in th' mud:
Decorated it with dental floss, well za could
‘Cause there’s so much of the stuff in the dead weeds out back
An’ th’ Tree pret’ near always stays stuck there, ‘cept for when a strong wind blows up.

That little mud tea trickle that remains a’ the Crick, ah call ‘Trump Soup’....

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Categories: dental floss, earth, earth day, environment, farewell, natural disasters,
Form: Light Verse
I Brush My Teeth With Chaos
I brush my teeth with chaos
In this world I think you have to
In your eyes I'm a madman
My rhetoric is dynamite
the fuze I light is dental floss

I'm dramatic baby
In this world I think you have to be
I'm a ghost, a thought, a silent click
floating on the edge of tangable

You smile
to hide your fear
but your teeth are tarnished black
have some of my toothpaste...

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Categories: dental floss, confusion, life, philosophy, world,
Form: Free verse
Crocodile Symbiosis
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The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth pearly white and shiny bright "Open wide," are words heard from the bird his dental hygienist who picks and pecks then eats the meaty spicks and specks and as the crocodile sheds old choppers (no tears) so the avian's not unemployed or at a loss the croc constantly grows new gnashers for his new-found feathered friend to floss
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Categories: dental floss, africa, animal, bird, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Goals and Dreams
Goals & Dreams Written: by Miracle Man 2/1/2019 Goals & Dreams are objectives internally decreed, We must revisit both daily, if we're apt to succeed. We can't be “A rolling stone that gathers no moss,” And we can't suspend either on flimsy dental floss. Any tepid effort provides opportunity to thwart, This type of campaign and of our goals we fall short. Goals & dreams must transcend musing intent, But for them to perish we must first cede consent.
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Categories: dental floss, dream, life,
Form: Lyric

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