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Sonnet No1

How do I compare to thee?

Your intransience knows no bounds

Id gesticulate more often than not

Your red Mantra dress knows no warmth

Your like a mermaid uncaught

You're darndest to know

You're like a Newfoundland

Leeching perilous unreason

Your everyone’s confidante except mine

You turn me into wilderness

I do not know my heart? 

I am left speechless

On the morning of your coming

you leave me dumb confounded

Freedom

Freedom is the green grass where the antelope roam
It’s the darndest yarn of cotton 
It’s the bottom feed for human basics

Freedom is the buttress of the Moths wing
It’s the smile you give me
when you're in clover

Freedom is the languid river
And it’s the caterpillar’s prayer
And the hero’s scythe thrashing the tall weeds
I see a glade
for freedoms chance of burgess

Sonnet No 1

How do I compare to thee
Your intransience knows no bounds
Id gesticulate more often than not
Your red pattern dress
Your Yes is a No
You're darndest to know
You're like a Newfoundland 
leeching unreson
Your everyones bosom except mine
You turn me into wilderness
I do not know my heart ?
I am left speechless
On the morning of your coming
you leave me dumb confounded


Premium Member One of Those Darndest Things

Chatting with Hyrum, my husband asked him
what he was watching on TV. He 
raved about the show his grandpa’s
phone call had interrupted.
There was a lull. . . and then
this four-year-old kid
said, “What am I
still talking 
with you
for?”

Sept. 27, 2019
for Caren Krutsinger's  'Any Poem You Want to Write 50 Words or Less' Contest
(44 words)

Premium Member At Times Lay An Egg

Try my darndest to brighten each day
At times successful, at times lay an egg
Two times outta three
Not bad 'tween you and me
If I don't improve, you can dock my pay

Premium Member Friday Feelings

The 16 hour days are full;
Of  judging every gain, 
And every misspent penny
It is the darndest pain.'
Our working lives are greased
By debt
That gathers its weight and 
to our loss
I hit the bed at ten in the eve;
But by 3am I pitch and I toss'
I awake to another grim grey day
See the struggling masses race
I know its only Wednesday;
But Friday is coming apace.!
And Friday is a spending day
In Britain as in 'elsewhere.'
And that will be OK for 'some'
Who live I am not sure where?
I know I’ll use my shrinking means
The groceries must come'

I think of some; who have taken
A quick Quid loan at apr 1735%..!
Now for only needing £200 they will be;  (Finished and done.)

©Joe Maverick 27-2-2018


Premium Member At Times Lay An Egg

Try my darndest to brighten each day
At times successful, at times lay an egg
Two times outta three
No bad 'tween you and me
If I don't improve, you can dock my pay

Television Would Ban It

"TELEVISION WOULD BAN IT"


I told her loving money before 
her children would damage them.
I told her loving cock before 
her children would destroy them.
I told her one day, 
the lust from her **** would
weigh her down to the deepest 
of oceans.

"Mommy, I don't want you to
go out again," she said.

her kid is three years old.

kids say the darndest things.
I bet Art Linkletter would be 
proud 
but recommend adoption.


By: Chicano Eddie
4-11-2017

A Funny Haiku For Kids

Art Linkletter said,
"Kids will say the darndest things".
Who's he?  Google time.

Premium Member Taboo Subjects

There are certain subjects that are taboo

When it comes to writing poetry

But I try my darndest to ignore them all

I guess I really didn't need to tell you that

It's fairly obvious I would imagine

Writing about apes with pink butts

But trust me I'm quite a sophisticated gentleman

Though sometimes these evil spirits inhabit my body

And I'm not responsible for what I write

I thought I needed to explain

Some of these recent over-the-edge presentations

What I'm trying to say is I'm getting help

But the doctors say I'm quite an anomaly

But again, I am getting help

Wish me luck!


© Jack Ellison 2014

My Vice

Once I ran after a robber
Who snatched a lady’s purse, 
Then after a few short strides
My lungs seemed to burst

     —yet I kept on.

Then faced with a hundred steps
Upon a flight of stairs, 
While I so laboriously trekked, 
My chest burned and flared

     —still I went on.

Walking now seems so deprived
Of what once was leisure, 
With all these needles pricking inside
My heart has to endure

     —but I carried on.

Then it was one rainy night, 
My wife threatened to leave; 
She said,  “You made a chimney of our home, 
and I can hardly breathe! ”
I am a man, but I can’t last
A life lived without her, 
So I knelt down and made a pact
To both of us was fair; 
As long as she won’t leave, I’d try
My very darndest best
To quit what she has hated most
And lay it down to rest

     —and that was when I stopped
          smoking cigarettes.

Some Lanternes

Haste
     Makes waste
           So they say
                Try to check your
                             Speed


   Sway
       With me
           In the dance
              Let your hips just
                                Swing


     Pets
        Do the
            Darndest things
                I just love my
                      Cats
    

         Bard
             Let me 
                 Read your thoughts
                          You will be my
                                     Muse

Playing With Myself

People are wierd at times
Saying the darndest things
Like "Go play with yourself"
Oh, the thoughts it brings

Slapjack, solitaire, pickup sticks
Is no fun at all
Think I'll crawl into bed 
And just have a ball

I'm a pretty literal kinda girl
Be careful what you say
I may do exactly as you tell me
You'll be blushing every day

Courting Via Match Dot Com.......Iv

what am I looking for on Match? you ask

and I'll tell you want I've felt

when typing to a picture - mask

attempting to make hearts melt...

Too impersonal to be personable

this game of word and wit,

when sent - 

is irreversible

after you've sent the s#^t...


for now I'm looking - 
platonic pal

one to count stars with

and you can 

real E

call me Al

a baster

roses

sitting

by yr

Hi-Lo toesis 

and schlerosis 

sorry - 

didn't mean to offend.... 

these letters are like heroes 

with the darndest open end... 

with lettuce falling out 

and condiments, too 

how can I convince you 

that I really enjoy 

"who are You?"

Seasons

Seasons

                                                   Springtime has passed,

                                                       Summer is a blast,
                                      
                                                 The Autumn mist is near;

                                    Yes, Fall has come and it won't be long,

                                                    Till winters chill is hear.

                                    With Seasons bloom the darndest things,

                                                The Willow's shad the bee,

                                      There is much surprise to wonder of,

                                                  Just take a look and see.

                                    Yes, nothing but pleasures for all to find,

                                          And believe it or not,  they are free...

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