Short Darndest Poems
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A Funny Haiku For Kids
Art Linkletter said,
"Kids will say the darndest things".
Who's he? Google time....
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Categories:
darndest, child, memory, remember,
Form:
Haiku
At Times Lay An Egg
Try my darndest to brighten each day
At times successful, at times lay an egg
Two times outta three
No bad 'tween you and me
If I don't improve, you can dock my pay...
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Categories:
darndest, dedication,
Form:
Limerick
At Times Lay An Egg
Try my darndest to brighten each day
At times successful, at times lay an egg
Two times outta three
Not bad 'tween you and me
If I don't improve, you can dock my pay...
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Categories:
darndest, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Playing With Myself
People are wierd at times
Saying the darndest things
Like "Go play with yourself"
Oh, the thoughts it brings
Slapjack, solitaire, pickup sticks
Is no fun at all
Think I'll crawl into bed
And just have a ball
I'm a pretty literal kinda girl
Be careful what you say
I may do exactly as you tell me
You'll be blushing every day...
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Categories:
darndest, funny, people,
Form:
Rhyme
One of Those Darndest Things
Chatting with Hyrum, my husband asked him
what he was watching on TV. He
raved about the show his grandpa’s
phone call had interrupted.
There was a lull. . . and then
this four-year-old kid
said, “What am I
still talking
with you
for?”
Sept. 27, 2019
for Caren Krutsinger's 'Any Poem You Want to Write 50 Words or Less' Contest
(44 words)...
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Categories:
darndest, grandson,
Form:
Etheree
Sonnet No 1
How do I compare to thee
Your intransience knows no bounds
Id gesticulate more often than not
Your red pattern dress
Your Yes is a No
You're darndest to know
You're like a Newfoundland
leeching unreson
Your everyones bosom except mine
You turn me into wilderness
I do not know my heart ?
I am left speechless
On the morning of your coming
you leave me dumb confounded...
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Categories:
darndest, anxiety,
Form:
Sonnet
Freedom
Freedom is the green grass where the antelope roam
It’s the darndest yarn of cotton
It’s the bottom feed for human basics
Freedom is the buttress of the Moths wing
It’s the smile you give me
when you're in clover
Freedom is the languid river
And it’s the caterpillar’s prayer
And the hero’s scythe thrashing the tall weeds
I see a glade
for freedoms chance of burgess...
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Categories:
darndest, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Television Would Ban It
"TELEVISION WOULD BAN IT"
I told her loving money before
her children would damage them.
I told her loving cock before
her children would destroy them.
I told her one day,
the lust from her twat would
weigh her down to the deepest
of oceans.
"Mommy, I don't want you to
go out again," she said.
her kid is three years old.
kids say the darndest things.
I bet Art Linkletter would be
proud
but recommend adoption.
By: Chicano Eddie
4-11-2017...
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Categories:
darndest, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction, animal, dedication, dog,
Form:
Free verse