Best Darndest Poems
Little Town in the Desert...
We settled down in a little town
Nigh on thirty years ago
The stars shown bright
......
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Categories:
darndest, lost, paradise,
Form:
Lyric
One of Those Darndest Things...Chatting with Hyrum, my husband asked him
what he was watching on TV. He
raved about the show his grandpa’s
phone call had interrupted.
There was a lull. . . and then
this four-year-old kid
sa......
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Categories:
darndest, grandson,
Form:
Etheree
A Funny Haiku For Kids...Art Linkletter said,
"Kids will say the darndest things".
Who's he? Google time.......
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Categories:
darndest, child, memory, remember,
Form:
Haiku
Taboo Subjects...There are certain subjects that are taboo
When it comes to writing poetry
But I try my darndest to ignore them all
I guess I really didn't need to tell you that
It's fairly obviou......
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Categories:
darndest, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Cupid's Stand-in Does His Darndest...My dearest Mrs., Ms., Mystic, or Miss,
this morning Venus had a special "ask".
She said to make you fall in loving bliss,
for Cupid's ill and not up to the task.
I'm nervous as I'm kind of new ......
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Categories:
darndest, humor, love,
Form:
Ottava rima
Struggle To Write...Struggle to write
Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight
especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night
twilight zone expanding
into outer limits of width and height
obscuring webb......
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Categories:
darndest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Friday Feelings...The 16 hour days are full;
Of judging every gain,
And every misspent penny
It is the darndest pain.'
Our working lives are greased
By debt
That gathers its weight and
to our loss
I hit the......
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Categories:
darndest, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago...Future time traveler looks back one century ago
The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.
Now circa August 20th, 2122,
or 193......
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Categories:
darndest, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august,
Form:
Rhyme
The Captain Sails Atop the Storm...Like sitting upon a sail at the storm’s peak,
riding its mastery, and black and blue artistry.
Underneath the vessel’s feet, it’s troubled us
to flip us end to end, to break its back. Pale
is the......
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Categories:
darndest, adventure, storm,
Form:
Narrative
Hero...HERO
“As a boy you’ll go away to that far off distant war
And you’ll come back a man
Of which my son I’m so proud.”
So off to this war I went
To a place that I was sent
‘Twas in an Asian......
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Categories:
darndest, conflict, confusion, men, soldier,
Form:
Free verse
Never Mattered...2/10/21
"Never Mattered"
Folks so hesitant and others far too eager
You either do or don't got a fever
Non or a true believer
In the ever after
Worlds being forever shattered
I always had to......
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Categories:
darndest, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Darkness...5/19/21
"Darkness"
Often looking for targets
Thinking they're the smartest
And sharpest
So quick to start it
This world can be heartless
What the f*** is wrong with people
Why do they got......
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Categories:
darndest, conflict, dark, deep, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Similar If Not Identical To Last Year...Similar if not identical to last year...
umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...
sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022
Said geographical area composed of counties
located in S......
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Categories:
darndest, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Television Would Ban It..."TELEVISION WOULD BAN IT"
I told her loving money before
her children would damage them.
I told her loving cock before
her children would destroy them.
I told her one day,
the lust from ......
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Categories:
darndest, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
Courting Via Match Dot Com.......Iv...what am I looking for on Match? you ask
and I'll tell you want I've felt
when typing to a picture - mask
attempting to make hearts melt...
Too impersonal to be personable
this game of ......
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Categories:
darndest, computer-internet, confusion, parody,
Form:
Rhyme