Cucumber Poems - Poems about Cucumber

If in all innocence broccoli brings out flatulence not to dwell but how many unfortunate smells will it impart from a single floret and in the end when it rends does it sound like a bassoon or clarinet? And what about the brussel sprout? No doubt it will create heady fallout and if on the quiet you ever diet or fast as you are...

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Filled with water and crisp With or without seeds Cool touch to a salad Can cleanse the palate Raw and delightful Calorie Free!...

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Poem (The bird in a cage) Listen to my story of how I forgot The days of freedom and nights I would fly with open wings And fellow birds through woods in sprite Hither and thither, fluttering Over gardens, mountain and trees And listening to sweet songs Of nearby birds, flying bees Unfortunately those cruel trapped...

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fickle pickle...

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Cucumber early morning I had to eat something found a cucumber in the fridge that was otherwise bare. Peeled and boiled them added a bit of butter and a pepper stirred well when cooked and I had mashed cucumber. It tasted terrific a wonder for a diabetic I have to remember til next time the cupboard is bare....

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CUCUMBER I IN A PICKLE SALAD- O' I'm in pickle found my means in a garden. picked, washed, cook, LOOK! I have evolved went, from a cucumber to a, pickle I’m broken. so stressed out now I’m being cut-up and placed in bowl made of salad cucumberly, I- found myself on this sandwich . I'm in a pickle fickle, fickle jam, cut up placed beside crouton. where’s...

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THE COMBINATION OF THE SERIES OF MANEUVERS ARE CONCERNED THE STEPS BEFORE DEFEAT GUFLAND SCORN ( KARATE THRUST) INTO A LA MISEREEL ( SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE) FOLLOWED BY " THE DELGRIN'S SPIKE" ( PILEDRIVER) CAN MAKE MOST OPPONENTS FALL TO DEFEAT. IT'S HAS MADE HIM CHAMPION ELSEWHERE THIS CROWD GATHERS TONIGHT TO SEE IF IT CAN MAKE HIM CHAMPION HERE. THE IRONY OF IT ALL HE MAKES...

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SHE THOUGHT BETTER THAN TOSS THEM OUT THEY WERE PRIZED FOR THERE PERFECT SIZE SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SHE HAD SO MANY FROM THE FIRST PICKING ONLY IF SHE HAD MADE BETTER PLANS ONLY IF SHE HAD THOUGHT IT THROUGH THEN SUDDENLY SHE SAID " I KNOW WHAT TO DO" I'LL INVITE ALL OF THE CUCUMBER LOVERS OVER TO RELISH...

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She was a bookworm of the most finicky kind reading every day with a book always in reach at the thrifty store the books were all consigned she rebuffed discriminately with slow impeach and rebuked all books that weren't a food find She ravaged books about cakes & pate de foie gras buttered tarts, angel...

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Are cucumbers cool As a general rule? How fresh is a daisy? Are loons always crazy? How snug is a bug When he’s not in a rug? How gentle are lambs If not happy as clams? How clever’s a fox That’s as dumb as an ox? How fit is a fiddle Not clean as a whistle? Are doornails most dead, Or are dodos instead? Is it drier than toast To...

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Such A Cute Cucumber She was a cute cucumber; Such a surely hot number; Did meet; So sweet; Together decided to slumber. Jim Horn When first time I had met her, What I noticed and did occur; We swirled; Hair curled; Ball room floor we took a tour. Jim Horn...

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The merciless sun The cucumber leaves all scorched Still you need the torch _________________________________ April 16, 2016...

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When cucumber comes to market ready Placed next to produce in the store In the company of strange vegetables Odd fruits sit there spoiling not happy Oppressed in dirty boxes every day they worry Declare war...

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a cucumber plant loves his master's young daughter ...

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CUCUMBER PHILOSOPHY Don’t smile, frown or in any way express emotion Just gotta lie here and keep straight, green, stiff and shiny Soldier cucumber on parade, dressed left with all my buddies On display, under inspection Civilians admire - some even touch. Pretty women hold us up for their girlfriends And make smutty jokes and comparisons...

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