Best Cucumber Poems

Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?

How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If not happy as clams?

How clever’s a fox
That’s as dumb as an ox?
How fit is a fiddle
Not clean as a whistle?

Are...

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a cucumber plant 

                                       loves his master's...

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CUCUMBER   PHILOSOPHY



Don’t smile, frown or in any way express emotion
Just gotta lie here and keep straight, green, stiff and shiny
Soldier cucumber on parade,  dressed left with all my buddies
On display, under inspection

Civilians admire   -  some even touch.
Pretty women hold...

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CUCUMBER    PARADISE

Never for preserved peach or tomato  -  only for cucumber:
Always steaming lots of big jars and sterilizing lids,
Ukrainian Inna lived for the pleasure of the shiny green rosids,
And dreamed of them whether awake or at slumber

There was no real...

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The  merciless  sun
The cucumber  leaves   all   scorched  
Still  you  need  the  torch
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April 16, 2016...

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When cucumber comes to market ready                      
Placed next to produce in the store
In the company of strange vegetables 
Odd fruits sit there spoiling not...

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fickle
	pickle...

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She was a bookworm of the most finicky kind  
reading every day with a book always in reach 
at the thrifty store the books were all consigned
she rebuffed discriminately with slow impeach 
and rebuked all books that weren't a food find 

She ravaged books...

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Such A Cute Cucumber

She was a cute cucumber;
Such a surely hot number;
Did meet;
So sweet;
Together decided to slumber.

Jim Horn

When first time I had met her,
What I noticed and did occur;
We swirled;
Hair curled;
Ball room floor we took a tour.

Jim Horn...

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CUCUMBER I IN A PICKLE SALAD-

O' I'm in pickle
found my means in a garden.
picked, washed,  cook,  LOOK!

I have evolved went,
from a cucumber to a,
pickle I’m broken.

so stressed out now I’m
being cut-up and placed in
bowl made of salad

cucumberly,  I-
found myself on this sandwich...

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Cucumber

early morning
I had to eat something 
found a cucumber in the fridge
that was otherwise bare.
Peeled and boiled them added a bit of butter
and a pepper
stirred well when cooked and I had 
mashed cucumber.
It tasted terrific a wonder for a diabetic 
I have to remember til...

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Filled with water and crisp 
With or without seeds
Cool touch to a salad
Can cleanse the palate
Raw and delightful
Calorie
Free!...

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SHE THOUGHT BETTER THAN TOSS THEM OUT
THEY WERE PRIZED FOR THERE PERFECT SIZE
SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
SHE HAD SO MANY FROM THE FIRST PICKING
ONLY IF SHE HAD MADE BETTER PLANS
ONLY IF SHE HAD THOUGHT IT THROUGH
THEN SUDDENLY SHE SAID " I KNOW WHAT...

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THE COMBINATION OF THE
SERIES OF MANEUVERS ARE CONCERNED
THE STEPS BEFORE DEFEAT
GUFLAND SCORN ( KARATE THRUST)
INTO A LA MISEREEL ( SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE)
FOLLOWED BY " THE DELGRIN'S SPIKE"
( PILEDRIVER)
CAN MAKE MOST OPPONENTS FALL TO DEFEAT.
IT'S HAS MADE HIM CHAMPION ELSEWHERE
THIS CROWD GATHERS TONIGHT TO SEE
IF IT...

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Poem (The bird in a cage) 
Listen to my story of how I forgot
The days of freedom and nights 
I would fly with open wings 
And fellow birds through woods in sprite 
Hither and thither, fluttering 
Over gardens, mountain and trees 
And listening to sweet...

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