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Best Cucumber Poems

Below are the all-time best Cucumber poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cucumber poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member God Save the Queen
It’s Jubilee tea at my auntie’s care home
Aunt Phyllis’s hair could do with a comb
But she doesn’t mind and puts on her hat
The queen won’t...

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Categories: cucumber, celebration, england, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Friend, the Walking Contradiction
He has a gentle way about him
when you see him passing through.
He doesn't say "look at me" with a big neon sign,
but his friendliness is...

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Categories: cucumber, appreciation, dedication, encouraging, friend,
Form: Light Verse
The Hamburger
For thirty years I’ve been a truckie who has driven far and wide,
Carting goods through day and night all across the countryside…
But hours spent upon...

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Categories: cucumber, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme
In the Dentist's Chair
IN    THE   DENTIST’S   CHAIR

Lean  back and just relax
Put on these protective glasses please
Injection  -  ...

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Categories: cucumber, adventurefootball, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Day I Had Tea With the Queen
I’ve got a secret to tell you, so gather round to hear
I had afternoon tea with the Queen in May this year

Her majesty was wearing...

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Categories: cucumber, fantasy, humorous, poetry,
Form: Couplet



Asparagus Full Grown
"Asparagus Full Grown"

Now it had been said again & again...
By those who sailed way away back then when~
Whot ayre aloft shall always come down~
So's may...

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Categories: cucumber, adventure, dance, me, summer,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Love Song
Here’s what I’m thinking now 
at the end of the world: 

There are no atheists in foxholes— 
no theists in politics. 
If knowledge is power,...

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Categories: cucumber, angst, confusion, death, depression,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Tea Is Served
Gathered in the shade of her quaint little garden, 
 where a trellis was woven with rose climbing vines,
   something enchanting, had been...

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Categories: cucumber, autumn, death, friendship, happiness,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member At Fresh Market
“You two melons are crowding me in a bad way.”

“Are you kidding, Bermuda? You must be gay,
‘cause all the potato heads think we look fly!
Yeah,...

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Categories: cucumber, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Blue Cheese Is
Pineapple pizza with pink pepperoni,
Buffalo wings and brown guacamole,
Little dead fishes in sour cream sauces,
Onions and garlic and greasy red sausage.

Cucumber sandwiches plastered with mustard,
Lemons...

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Categories: cucumber, funny,
Form: Rhyme
One More 2020 Tragedy
Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin
From a lady who did not like men
It worked like a charm
And caused her no harm
But got dumped in the...

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Categories: cucumber, food,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member - the Insulation Is Almost Trouble-Free -
I feel emotionally flat
    the experience is very stressful
    No flooding or concentration
    Acute, which is...

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Categories: cucumber, life,
Form: Free verse
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I Was Heartily Welcomed… As I Sat At Your Table
By:  Carol, Sara, Carolyn, Dane Anne,  Moses, and Abel
    ...

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Categories: cucumber, allegory, dedication, food, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Barefoot Rice and Hot Souse
Cook white rice with ochroe in
                   ...

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Categories: cucumber, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Advent Calendar
Black and white Advent calendar
I will make you red and green
Haven't you heard the red oleander
Dropping its last leaf for December sheen

Growing up with bullets...

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Categories: cucumber, humanity, jesus, love,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things