Short Cucumber Poems

summer days and nights
as cool as a cucumber~
hibernating times

4.7.2020...

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cucumber says: cool
peacock showcases hot shot
life is in between



31 August 2021...

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alfresco picnics
    fresh cucumber sandwiches
    crisp linen on grass

    5/ 18/ 2018....

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carrot and cucumber wed
but on the nuptial bed
the bashful carrot
could not bare it
so they made salad instead...

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I tried to eat a baseball cap
A dreidel and some lumber
Some beetles and a monkey trap
And now this swell cucumber....

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hot tea and crumpets
cool cucumber sandwich
no beer in sight

prissy tea room
tarot card atmosphere
women titter...

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Ginger & spring onions
spicy aubergine
caramelised brussel sprouts
curry butter bean
pickled cucumber
vinagrette
Lean !...

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you eyes
my heaven and hell
i swing
honey gathered
yesterday
i float in the lake
a cucumber
poola negori
aambee lisita...

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asparagus fritatta
pickled cucumber
wild chervil and sorrel soup
sweet potato cake
poppy seed crackers
leek tartlet
wine!...

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With a handful of spinach
three stalks celery
a delicious red apple,
half a cucumber,
a little ginger,
just juice it
Fresh!...

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The  merciless  sun
The cucumber  leaves   all   scorched  
Still  you  need  the  torch
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April 16, 2016...

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Jan's cucumber is on display
To many a mother's dismay
They all hope and pray
Their daughters won't say,
"The nuns never use it that way!"...

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Tomato and cucumber
Teatime sandwiches,
Salted Smith's potato crisps
And hot steaming tea-
With fresh home baked bread
Chocolate
Spread !...

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When Jan's cucumber went on tour
The ladies all clambered for more
- Forget about size -
Its best on one's eyes
So slice it to earn an encore!...

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COVID-19 did quite a number
On the wife whilst she was in slumber
At first she was mad
But then she was glad
To sleep alone with her cucumber....

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BETWEEN INNINGS
Tomato and cucumber
Teatime sandwiches,
Salted Smith's potato crisps
And hot steaming tea-
With fresh home baked bread
Chocolate
Spread !...

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Nickelangelo carved a cucumber
From a very old piece of scrap lumber
A priest had a grope
But the Pope said, "Nope!
For now, just get his telephone number!"...

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COMFORT FOOD

savor chicken and dumplings,
paprikash gravy.
paired with cucumber, dill, white
vinegar and milk —
evaporated.
Hungary’s
bliss!

7/11/2018...

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a cucumber plant 

                                       loves his master's young daughter

                                                 tendrils shiver thrilled...

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Pale zombie pumpkin
Absorbs the lives of *pepos--
Souls try burst out rind.


Pepo--any fleshy gourd fruit with a hard rind and many seeds, as the melon, squash, or 
cucumber....

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A hero may or may not save the day
      but he performs his task in a very calm way

   While all about him is mayhem and noise
      he keeps his head on, cucumber-cool, so poised...

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Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin
From a lady who did not like men
It worked like a charm
And caused her no harm
But got dumped in the rubbish bin

*queuing_for_his_cucumbers_-_bawdy_1277298...

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Trump Staff Start to Fire

Of all, what did become Trump's desire,
All of his entire staff had wanted to fire,
Even hot number;
A cute cucumber;
Unitl they were all gone in their entire.

Jim Horn...

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i woke
up

i tried
to put
pants
on but
it was
uncomfortable

a cummerbund
was even
dumber
and i
kept
thinking of 
a cucumber

i laid back
down
but was
still awake

i'll try to
sleep
but i'm
still
up...

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Copernicus could not slumber
With a maid on his cucumber
For good or bad
My mum and dad
Resulted from any number *

*National Geographic's Geno 2.0 project
reported my mother AND father share
the DNA of Copernicus)...

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