Crotchety Poems - Poems about Crotchety

...Hearing of a sitting mouse is as rare as a sock without a hole. But today we have a knitting mouse, an afghan is her goal. She has already made one for a fox, a frog and a foal. This one is for he......Read the rest...

...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences through......Read the rest...

... There must be something besides love Another good topic for a poem Perhaps I'll write about nature and stuff And the chilly winds a-blowin' November in Canada has that nip in the ai......Read the rest...

...Helen Marie was a petulant clown Pettish, prickly, persnickety all around She got upset at every perceived double cross She was especially upset with her brother Ross She is cantankerous and cr......Read the rest...

..."A Rational Intelligence necessarily precedes empathy." -- Elementary Logic for lovers of fauna, not flora (or even fungi) * * * Have you no empathy? How can you laugh? T......Read the rest...

...or Alas? "You're nothing but a pack of cards!" -- Alice's epiphany on discovering the necessity of Reason in the comprehension of Reality * * * But hop to Wonderland by any ho......Read the rest...

...There go the Sundersons, someone said with a laugh It was Norris, the notoriously crotchety old man giraffe The triplets, riding their bike, a sight to see said a frog. The ostrich twins were irri......Read the rest...

...Six months from now and it's curtains for me I'll crash through the barrier of 88 I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile Pablum after my morning pee Oh for the days had no trou......Read the rest...

...There was an old lady who lived with a frog. Not sure how it happened, but she lost her dog. This crotchety hopper appeared on her porch; He looked pretty grim, for the day was a scorch. He asked......Read the rest...

...Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere hammering and whipsawing debris ferociously with an angry flare, cuz mother nature - fed up to here (re: ......Read the rest...

...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences throu......Read the rest...

...I am feeling crotchety. It doesn’t make me proud But, even though I’m female, At my age it is allowed. So many things get on my nerves – Today, alone, a lot. Enough to get, as sayings go, M......Read the rest...

...Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck seconds elapse imperceptibly leaving me dumbstruck, how quickly fleeting tempus fugit; ofttimes......Read the rest...

...From blank screen to logorrhea, I write with confused adumbrations Methinks hmm, perhaps I admittedly self plagiarize and quite aware aforementioned amalgamated, conglomerated, fabricated, jer......Read the rest...

...Fireworks are still popping in my neighborhood Long after July 4th; I keep thinking they’ll stop, And hope so soon for the sake of brotherhood! Celebrations are meaningful on their s......Read the rest...