Crotchety Poems - Poems about Crotchety

...They had never seen or heard of a wedding before But they wanted one that would last forever more Just a few humans, they cautioned me, not so many. Would you rather have ten, or could I invite tw......

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...Hearing of a sitting mouse is as rare as a sock without a hole. But today we have a knitting mouse, an afghan is her goal. She has already made one for a fox, a frog and a foal. This one is for he......

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...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences through......

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... There must be something besides love Another good topic for a poem Perhaps I'll write about nature and stuff And the chilly winds a-blowin' November in Canada has that nip in the ai......

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...Helen Marie was a petulant clown Pettish, prickly, persnickety all around She got upset at every perceived double cross She was especially upset with her brother Ross She is cantankerous and cr......

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...There go the Sundersons, someone said with a laugh It was Norris, the notoriously crotchety old man giraffe The triplets, riding their bike, a sight to see said a frog. The ostrich twins were irri......

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...Six months from now and it's curtains for me I'll crash through the barrier of 88 I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile Pablum after my morning pee Oh for the days had no trou......

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...There was an old lady who lived with a frog. Not sure how it happened, but she lost her dog. This crotchety hopper appeared on her porch; He looked pretty grim, for the day was a scorch. He asked......

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...Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere hammering and whipsawing debris ferociously with an angry flare, cuz mother nature - fed up to here (re: ......

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...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences throu......

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...I am feeling crotchety. It doesn’t make me proud But, even though I’m female, At my age it is allowed. So many things get on my nerves – Today, alone, a lot. Enough to get, as sayings go, M......

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...Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck seconds elapse imperceptibly leaving me dumbstruck, how quickly fleeting tempus fugit; ofttimes......

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...From blank screen to logorrhea, I write with confused adumbrations Methinks hmm, perhaps I admittedly self plagiarize and quite aware aforementioned amalgamated, conglomerated, fabricated, jer......

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...Fireworks are still popping in my neighborhood Long after July 4th; I keep thinking they’ll stop, And hope so soon for the sake of brotherhood! Celebrations are meaningful on their s......

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...I need only two things Every day after school Silence and solitude To replenish my batteries To rev my engine, so I can return to work tomorrow Refreshed, eager, ready to give it another try ......

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