Best Crotchety Poems

Been called sexy, been called old and crotchety
Maybe I'm somewhere in between
I'm probably closer to the sex symbol type
With this body, you know what I mean

Young ladies are always clamouring around
For a piece of this gorgeous physique
Sorry to have to tell them, to take a...

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I am feeling crotchety.
It doesn’t make me proud
But, even though I’m female,
At my age it is allowed.

So many things get on my nerves – 
Today, alone, a lot.
Enough to get, as sayings go,
My knickers in a knot.

We’re all entitled to a mood
That’s grouchy, grumpy, cross,
Yet...

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