Funny Couplet Poems
These Funny Couplet poems are examples of Couplet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Couplet Funny poems written by international poets.
HumorInstead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning
Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...
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Categories:
fun, funny, health, humor,
The Arrogant EweA lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields-
conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields....
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Categories:
funny, ireland, light, spring,
Ewe
Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling.
I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling.
My love for ewe will burst against my heaart
when ewe aare out...
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Categories:
animal, food, fun, funny,
A Coffee Perks Me Up
A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy
A sip of...
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Categories:
analogy, drink,
My New Year Resolutions"It is so easy to make resolutions, but to keep them is an uphill task"~ By Poet
We take new resolutions on each New Year’s Day,
But...
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Categories:
celebration, character, funny,
Funny New Years Resolutions for 2024I will be the Cricket World Cup Champion in 2024.
Though I know nothing, even of a simple score...
I'll do Sirsasana (yoga on the head pose).
At...
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new year,
What Shall I Pen8/29/2023
Ah~ write couplets, and no, nothing more.
Then~ prance smugly out my front door?
No, no, I just cannot do simply that!
...
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Categories:
conflict, funny, poetess,
Get a Tickle On"Let's get a tickle on!" Sounds from his lips.
He mischievously wiggles those fingertips.
"Her tickle-flex has been found!"
Now she's rolling on the ground.
She tucks her knees...
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Categories:
funny love, silly,
PotatoThis potato today I sat down to eat
Was not the spud I expected to meet
It seemed to be a tad bit dry
A red one it...
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food, funny,
Another Cold Caught MeWoke up today with sniffles and sneezes,
Compounded by aches from my head to my kneeses.
Called in at work 'cause I can't go like this.
I'll give...
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Categories:
endurance, funny,
The Giant CornYou may not know me very well at all
But my green thumbs are rather small
I've tried to keep and tend a garden
My neighbour's laugh and...
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funny, silly,
HahaI'll make this quick, I'll keep it short, you don't have to read a whole sonnet
Yesterday, I got a nametag sticker... but forgot to write...
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cute, funny, humorous, me,
Lofty AuctionsRenegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages
Canvassing...
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Categories:
character, culture, funny, home,
Skipping To a Different BeatMary skipped to a different beat
You could see it in her funny feet
One shoe off, the other on
...
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Categories:
crazy, girl, school, student,
Sassy SunI had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...
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Categories:
cute love, fantasy, hero,