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Funny Couplet Poems

These Funny Couplet poems are examples of Couplet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Couplet Funny poems written by international poets.

At Twenty-Eight


A Jaw biopsy was done to determine the issue,
The Doctors first response “looks like scar tissue”.

His next question was, “have you ever been hit on...

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Categories: blessing, god, health, jesus,

Funny Teacher


My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.

She was once a banker, but after some time...

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Categories: funny,

Smile and Know it

Isabel was the youngest of four children, dwelling in a large old house,
Nestled under the burgeoning oak trees, in green spring, of no doubts.

Isabel's parents...

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Categories: child, devotion, easter, fantasy,

Entertain Them for a While

      ‘Here come some more of them
        Plenty of little kids too
 ...

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Categories: animal, funny, heart, mystery,

Every Which Way

Suzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!

Tom and...

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Categories: children, fantasy, friend, fun,

SNL Primetime - 2028

    ‘Fetterman’s the Betterman’

      ~ says David Letterman

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Categories: celebrity, encouraging, funny, future,

Let Me Tell You Bout The Nerd And The Bees

My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours...

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Categories: poetry, poets,

Christmas On The Isthmus; Fer yer Consideration

Please rate 1-10
(1 Santa would be proud or
  10 A coal in your stocking!)

A white Christmas in Chicagee don't make no sense
Bout time we...

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Categories: christmas, funny, giggle, humor,

When Will I Grow Up

When will I finally fill your shoes, 
Reach maturity like you did?
You seemed to have all the answers
When I was just a kid. 
I've been...

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Categories: funny, humor, mother daughter,

A Lesson Learned

Charles Green was eight years old, and his father was a great teacher.
Yet, Charlie preferred playing to school; because he was a daydreamer.

The Greens lived...

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Categories: boy, fantasy, nursery rhyme,

It's Not Whether You Win or Lose - O, Dang, Yes It Is

         Pony-up, you owe the money
           Your...

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Categories: games, money,

Perfectly Poetic

Perfectly poetic is what I propose to be
Predictable perceptions for all the world to see

Posthumously parodied a name on all your lips
Profanity prolific like sailors...

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Categories: fun, future, humor,

Flying Instead

Walking and thinking and clearing my head
                  ...

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Categories: cheer up, flying, happy,

The Mouse with the Hat


Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat
“Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat

Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry”
I must wear a nice...

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Categories: funny love, silly, wedding,

recycle

if we live our lives, by the 4r rule
this world we just might save...and cool

when it has a triangle then put in
the great big yellow...lidded...

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Categories: environment,