Funny Couplet Poems

  Mary skipped to a different beat
    You could see it in her funny feet
  One shoe off, the other...

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I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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What seven-eleven brings to mind for me ~
the cherry cola slurpee

A treat enjoyed as a child ~
now wouldn’t be made to drink by horses wild

Funny...

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I had a piece of contraption
A funny pen, a source of distraction
Words came out in a snap
In one of the best kind of wrap
One day...

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The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha
From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw

It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick...

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I worked at a boisterous animal shelter, which wasn't too far from my home,
That filled days with barks, meows and singing, like green wilderness zones.

I...

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Inside woolly mittens, they kept each other warm
From frigid, chilly temperatures amidst a winter storm

They huddled up together, these friendly fingers four
Until they heard, "Hey!...

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Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...

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Written on 12/13/2022
By Gail R DeBole

They invaded and built things so large.
Didn’t they know that we were in charge?

It’s been years since the fields were...

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(Glenda): :-) I remembered the cookies, but forgot the towels! Oh my!! :-O

(Michelle): :-D That's quite alright, cookies taste better than towels! Said I.



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This happened...

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Girls win by deceit;
Boys win by Conceit.

...

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I asked her "what did you want from me so true"
She answered "I want to reign with you through the blue" 
...

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  Silver and gold for Kermit got old ~

    Kept Grover Clevelands in his billfold...

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Last night my friend visited a haunted house
Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse,

I stayed home and watched a funny comedy
While...

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(Friend) "Okay dear. Can you hear?"
(Lady) "Yes. Yes! Of course I'm here!"
(Friend) "Your husband is on to second tee."
(Lady) "No. I haven't had my tea."
(Friend)...

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