Robert Gorelick Poet Couplet

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Christmas On The Isthmus; Fer yer Consideration

Please rate 1-10
(1 Santa would be proud or
  10 A coal in your stocking!)

A white Christmas in Chicagee don't make no sense
Bout time we skeedaddle, let good times commence

So where to go, my darlin' Maggie and me
As we swig down our egg nog and pack our tree?

The lil' miss and I'll be spendin' this Christmas
Way down yonder on the Panama Isthmus

There's a honky-tonk there on the ol' canal
Tequilla will be flowin' for me and my gal

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I Am Anaya December 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM Awesome and hilarious, I give it 1!! It's a honky-tonk Christmas anywhere yahoo. Have a good time and Merry Christmas to you! Enjoyed this gift today, Robert. Sorry it was confusing that good being 1 and 10 being bad santa. Robert Gorelick December 25, 2024 at 12:05 PM I was actually hoping for a 3, you've made my week! Thank you, Anaya and Merry Christmas! Robert

Michael Tor December 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM Love this Robert. I would pay to hear you do stand up comedy. I give it Santa would be proud, because he be laughing his a-s off. LOL. the video just is the icing on the cake, after reading your unique and exceptional sense of humor. I hope more people see this. Great comedic effort by you my friend. God bless you and Merry Christmas and joy with all whom you love and your furry friends. On to the next one. Robert Gorelick December 25, 2024 at 12:03 PM You'd pay? $85. bucks and you can get my whole routine. Lol. Thank you, Micheal, you are always there when I need a good cheer. Merry Christmas and good tidings! Robert