Funny Teacher

My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red, graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred. She was once a banker, but after some time lost interest, wanted to be a pilot, so her career could take off for the best. She thought to be able to fly high, could be truly uplifting, instead she bought a boat, for in the sea it was for sail drifting. She was an optimist, her blood type was B-positive, they stated, but the doctor said it was Type-O, the mistake was corrected. Her memory was photographic, but she couldn’t fully develop it, she needed to alter a brain part, changed her mind the last minute. When she stole neighbor’s lamps, he couldn’t be more de-lighted, a picturesque girl, she landed in jail, “I was framed”, she asserted.