Coli Poems - Poems about Coli

...The Day After Christmas It’s the day after Christmas and all round the gaff Lay the wrappings from presents, both splendid and naff. Bottles upended and glasses o......Read the rest...

...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......Read the rest...

...Why? Why not! Their point of view Each Friday they drank vengeance every bottle drowned another ache Knights shedding the end of a week elegant shine lost in devil may care Needs n......Read the rest...

...Crow's claws carrion campy carping nsync nocturnal teenage mutant ninja turtles analogous to scuttling (think) browed beastie boys scarab beetle brandishing sharp small scabbard swords delight......Read the rest...

...SPEAK ME TO THOSE YOU WISH TO KNOW THAT I AM YOUR LOVER SPEAK ME AS NOW AND FOREVER MORE THOSE WHO OPPOSE OUR TOGETHERNESS MIGHT THAN SHALL BE STRANGE AMONG THEIR OWN AS THEY SPEAK OF US AN......Read the rest...

...A country of dreams has burst its rainbow at all ragged seams In a state of affairs illusion of fusion and widespread delusion The constitution hallucinates as night settles scores of deceit ......Read the rest...

... Preacher E. Lye He wears his white collar backwards Piggy attenuated pagan wives’ tale say the trigger Finger Man has snake eyes in the back of his head Got a gravelly-......Read the rest...

... Deaf lip readers did you just listen to another little White House lie E coli be bad, ghetto trickle down disease news: empty purse ... blank bounced check Pursed lips deleterious — ......Read the rest...

...I do not have to go far away but just look within canada to see there is starvation poverty and death now, this will never be taught in schools but not a secret that our firs......Read the rest...

...A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus When plated out under a prism, it looked instead like Botulism Hav......Read the rest...

...She wasnt certified by the USDA when she grew on him likes she was a colony of E.coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. Then started eating healthy turkey bacon then she started mistaken. Wh......Read the rest...

...The smell of stale french fries and E.coli coated beef the raw onions and garlic cloves stunk up the kitchen and watered my eyes no ice in the drink machines... but plenty of warm pop Ch......Read the rest...

... chinese food dripping sauce spicy beef and noodles steaming vegetable rice eggrolls and plum dip spareribs and garlic delightful food oh so delicious- most of us have all the foo......Read the rest...

...Why I Hate Shopping at Snarl-Mart By Elton Camp The parking lot’s hard to bear For it must be a mile square Any spot close to the door, No parking there anymore. Dozens of them are l......Read the rest...

...If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out By Elton Camp Some diets for weight control Fat-free, sugar-free do extol Those who wouldn’t be fat May have to eat a lot of that Bran cereal that tastes like hay An......Read the rest...