Best Coli Poems

cartoon character's 
favorite veggie is off
the market.  oh drat!


--  This is for all of us who like spinach and can't eat it until...

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I do not have to go far away
 but just look within canada     to see
there is starvation    ...

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chinese food dripping sauce
spicy beef and noodles
steaming vegetable rice
eggrolls and plum dip
spareribs and garlic
delightful
food


oh so delicious-    most of us have all...

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A country of dreams has burst its rainbow at all ragged seams

In a state of affairs illusion of fusion and widespread delusion

The constitution hallucinates as...

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Why I Hate Shopping at Snarl-Mart 
  
By Elton Camp

The parking lot’s hard to bear
For it must be a mile square

Any spot close to...

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If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out

By Elton Camp

Some diets for weight control
Fat-free, sugar-free do extol
Those who wouldn’t be fat
May have to eat a lot...

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do not alter the distance of the peaceful march that his bet swooped on towers of 
respect and glorious times that thrive in the sun,...

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MEDICAL MIRACLES



What happened to mad cow disease?
And bird flu from Thailand?  I ask myself.
Legionnaire’s disease?  Minimata?   E - coli ?


Did they...

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I’m well aware it’s not discreet
to walk barefoot upon the street.

In summer too hot, in winter cold
and more than that, I’m much too old.

But it...

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She wasnt certified by the USDA when she grew on him likes she was a colony of E.coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. Then...

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Why Not to Have That Hamburger

By Elton Camp

Of course I like the taste of hamburger just fine
But in here, to explain why to avoid it,...

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Acid has become our rain
and oceans with mercury do we stain
dioxin lies beneath our ground
in everything toxic materials be found
 
E-coli is used to alter...

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A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli
When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus
When plated out under a prism, it...

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Preacher E. Lye



He wears his white collar backwards
Piggy attenuated pagan wives’ tale
say the trigger Finger Man
has snake eyes in the back of his head

Got a...

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The smell of stale french fries 
and E.coli coated beef

the raw onions and garlic cloves 
stunk up the kitchen and watered my eyes
no ice in...

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