2019
None of the guys
ever asked me out
they teased me
or just froze me out
I wasn’t stuck up
I was shy
I came from China
that is why
I didn’t know the styles and trends
or even where I should begin
there wasn’t much that I could say
I never talked much anyway..
so I sat there
and read
I was an incredibly
epic fail
To all the guys
who
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Categories:
clueless, 9th grade, bullying, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
clueless, day,
Form: Free verse
Herbert Butros Khaury
Herbert Butros Khaury
liked to play the ukelele
he always acted clueless
in falsetto gave us Tiptoe Through the Tulips
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Categories:
clueless, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
A Fool For Love
He walked the streets with charm, a handsome man so fair.
But unaware of his own beauty, lost in his own despair.
His heart yearned for love, a love he's never known.
Searching in every face, in every smile, in every tone.
The mirror showed a face, a face so undefined. A face that held the key,
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Categories:
clueless, confidence, conflict, cute love,
Form: Romanticism
Clueless Knight
He is a silly man without a clue
that musky roses in red give me flu
I told him once and then twice
all in vain…again thrice
now I'm sneezing…stuck in his fancy glue
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Categories:
clueless, feelings,
Form: Limerick
Witless
Their clueless inane fangs of reed
Strive to bite what's made of steel;
Deriding the stronger sinew of virtue
They cling onto feeble foibles untrue.
To headache more reasonable head
Is the very principal aim they're bred...
These pithy bothersome numbskulls
Coined with dimmest grasp that lulls.
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Categories:
clueless, allegory, allusion, anger, christian,
Form: Didactic
Clueless boy
Clueless Boy
When I met her, I was a clueless boy
But she didn't wait for me to mature
She saw my innocence for weakness
And my lack of money , a curse
She never thought this boy will grow
She ran away with other lovers
Because in her eyes I was a clueless boy
She didn't mind what it did to my
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Categories:
clueless, absence, betrayal, crush,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Clueless
Clueless
Its they're typical life,
Judging a child's side,
Corrupting our minds,
Without knowing our real lives.
They keep you an eye,
Watching like you're a fly,
As you fake your smile,
Just to qualify.
They will act like, Its they're bodies, and not somebodies.
Making sure that you're a copy of an ideal body,
How can we be called
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Categories:
clueless, 10th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse
Clueless
I took a chance on you - even though it went against my black heart
I didn't realize it'd be rocky like this from the very start
I didn't know what I'd be getting into - I truly didn't care
I didn't realize until way later my actions would be getting into an electric chair
The many, many masks
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Categories:
clueless, 7th grade, boyfriend,
Form: Rhyme
Clueless Dotcom
Millennial play ground stool
Cyber tooth tiger tech brain drain
the A I’s have us.
(Note: For some reason unknown to me special characters are not
allowed in the title box, although it say differently.)
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Categories:
clueless, abuse, age, america, computer,
Form: Free verse
Clueless and Confident
You ain’t got no brains or sense
combined with inexperience,
all you are is somewhat dense
lacking all significance.
You don’t see the world around you
always stuck in your own head,
missing clear points in your view
to lies so bad you sound brain dead.
Taking credit that’s undeserved
away from those who do
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Categories:
clueless, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Vain, Clueless Vaughn
Meet vain, clueless Vaughn, introvert
he offers a drink, he's alert.
Bold Brenda comes on
with kisses for Vaughn;
wine spills on his brand-new white shirt.
He grabs for a towel in a sec
and sopping, finds arms ‘round his neck.
What’s next? more or less,
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Categories:
clueless, 11th grade, age, drink,
Form: Limerick
Omicron
Omicron
He has arrived
to eat the ignorant
a few cells mutate
more intelligence
than the masses
who murder their neighbors
since when have truck drivers
become virologists?
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Categories:
clueless, abuse, america, character, death,
Form: Couplet
I Forgot My Own Birthday
Just a few days ago
Someone -
I didn't know him that well,
I sort of considered him to be an extension of my family,
like an uncle, or maybe an older cousin -
cryptically told me that there was a special day coming up next week.
I was clueless as to what he was talking about.
A party?
Someone getting engaged, or
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Categories:
clueless, family, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Clueless
It grieves me to know you're gone,
We didn't have enough time.
We can't have another dawn,
Your leaving feels like a crime.
I hate that fate took you away,
I'm glad I had you in my life.
I long for you each new day,
I was blessed to be your wife.
You left, my heart shattered,
There is no me without
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Categories:
clueless, grief,
Form: Rhyme
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