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Clueless Knight

He is a silly man without a clue that musky roses in red give me flu I told him once and then twice all in vain…again thrice now I'm sneezing…stuck in his fancy glue

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/6/2024 8:23:00 AM

Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K

Len Gasun

Date: 2/4/2024 6:50:00 PM

Beautiful and well-crafted limerick for Valentines my dear poet friend. I can relate a bit, ha ha ha. I enjoyed this limerick a lot. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles. Congratulations on your win! Hugs

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/4/2024 3:31:00 PM

back with my congrats. I am so behind on my comments this weekend.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/4/2024 9:35:00 AM

LOL Inky. Quite the allergy. Thanks for the smile. Congratulations! :)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/4/2024 8:38:00 AM

Ink, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limerick!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 2/4/2024 7:45:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading about your "Clueless Knight" write. Send him a note saying, please dinner with chocolates next time. Hahaha!!! Have a blessed day with your win.................

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 1/27/2024 7:17:00 AM

hilarious Ink really enjoyed this limerick hugs Shadow

Bill Baker

Date: 1/23/2024 6:12:00 PM

I like it! Inky. Limericks are fun to read. We all need a little humor from time to time. Write On! Bill

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 1/22/2024 8:51:00 AM

now aren't you the clever and humorous one! :-) I liked the title "Clueless Knight." I appreciate your humor this morning...have a lovely day, hugs, Sara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/22/2024 8:43:00 AM

A witty one. I liked the idea of calling him a knight. Clueless indeeed

Vijay Pandit

Date: 1/22/2024 5:53:00 AM

Humor filled--much enjoyed your poem, Ink.

Ink Empress
Date: 1/22/2024 7:02:00 AM

Always grateful for your kindness dear vijay thank you so very much. For being so supportive

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/22/2024 2:33:00 AM

Such a fun limerick. Well done.

Ink Empress
Date: 1/22/2024 7:02:00 AM

Thank you so much victor

Hiya Sharma

Date: 1/21/2024 10:56:00 PM

Oh my, it's so fantastically done! Your sense of humor is really good, dear Ink, this was such a fun Limerick you should definitely write more, hahaaa.. Musk red roses - ahh, that was a nice idea by them, but in vain, should have listened to you once! This got me laughing, it's amazing how you can keep a limerick sophisticated and still convey the hilarious side lol.. Enjoyed reading this absolutely, best wishes for the contest!

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:05:00 PM

Hahah my first ever limerick it is my angelic star hah so glad you liked it and laughed thank you so very much for always being so supportive im grateful for your poetic presence

Valsa George

Date: 1/21/2024 8:17:00 PM

A hilarious and 'harmless' limerick though it brought you harm. On next Valentine's day, specify your favorite flower instead of musky red roses. Enjoyed this 'decent' limerick, dear Empress ! So you are good at limericks too...!

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:04:00 PM

Awwn thank you so very much sweet valsa i appreciate your kind and generous feedback and your poetic presence truly alwYs

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 1/21/2024 7:35:00 PM

Funny, freaky, and fabulous. I love this limerick.

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:00:00 PM

Awwn thank you dear hilda

Sotto Poet

Date: 1/21/2024 4:09:00 PM

Dearest Ink, It was great to see your humorous side, as well as your rhymes and, most importantly, your limericks. One of your limericks that would be nice to read. A woman's heart desires roses, but I believe a poem would be more fitting for you. Best wishes for the contest

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:00:00 PM

Thank you so much for the best wishes and your comment dr Sotto grateful

Paige Hind

Date: 1/21/2024 3:51:00 PM

LOL oh, boy...

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:59:00 PM

Ah so good to hear from you dear paige thank you so much

The Aura Rhymes

Date: 1/21/2024 3:44:00 PM

Haha it’s always nice to read a good limerick

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:59:00 PM

Haha yeay not as good as your limericks you should share them here thank you dahlin

Jude Herrick

Date: 1/21/2024 2:51:00 PM

Knight in shining armor no amore ! Haha. Cluelessness is nothing to sneeze at, especially when Knights are creating amoress bless out of papier machete. Sniffing glue and affecting memories. Another fun poem. My favorites.

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:58:00 PM

Media brainwashed robot haha. I love your response haha. Brilliant thank you so much for the kind and detailed feedback grateful always for your poetic presence

Jude Herrick
Date: 1/21/2024 2:58:00 PM

I think it is most thoughtful to listen to your lover, instead of being a media brainwashed robot in last minute panic of the usually hum dum drone. There is a perfectly great bunch of carnations growing in the neighbors back yard he could have acquisitioned in his blind love joust of affection's steal.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/21/2024 2:09:00 PM

Bless his heart and he thought roses were what a woman really wanted. Some men just don't listen. Thanks for sharing this one with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:57:00 PM

Haha yes some men just think we are playing or testing them. They do the opposite of whats been told . Thank you so much for your feedback truly grateful

Jan Allison

Date: 1/21/2024 1:11:00 PM

It's so nice to see your witty side Ink Empress, you should write more limericks they are such fun:-) hugs jan xx

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:56:00 PM

Thank you so much, ah Im not so good at limericks. But i tried. Haha Was fun writing. Appreciate your kind feedback dear Jan

Tom Woody

Date: 1/21/2024 12:01:00 PM

He struck a deal with the devil/ By stooping down to her level/ Said, "Lay off the slander/ Might give you a gander/ Stop calling me Evel Knievel" Silly

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 10:54:00 PM

That was quick. And how creative haha. Brilliant! You are a natural. Another clueless one stooping so low. I love it. Thank you tomsz for sharing

Silent One

Date: 1/21/2024 11:46:00 AM

Nice to see your funny side, and also you doing rhymes and most of all a limerick.. I cant remember the last time I did one of these... I think you should tell him not to buy you flowers, they die anyway and I know you lover your bling bling, so maybe diamonds and pearls for the Empress... Loved this one and good luck in the contest..

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:50:00 AM

I have already enough diamonds and pearls maybe a sweet poem would have been better not roses. Roses die lol lol thank you im so glad u think so

Lin Lane

Date: 1/21/2024 11:43:00 AM

I think it's time he finds a new florist, or you find a new man. Good lines, Ink.

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:49:00 AM

Haha thank you, my first ever limerick, glad you liked it

Tom Woody

Date: 1/21/2024 11:32:00 AM

It could have been worse. He could have brought you goldenrod ;)

Ink Empress
Date: 1/21/2024 11:49:00 AM

Haha true. Id like to read a limerick from you tomsz. Thank you so much