Celebrity Clerihew Poems

Elizabeth Marie Tall Chief
bigotry gave her grief
failing health, unsteady,
she railed, “Get my swan costume ready!”...

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Size 14! - Not as fat as Piggy
  But neither was she Twiggy

     Marilyn possessed some pronounced curves
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Celebrated American gymnast, Simone Biles 
Is ahead of her competition a fistful of miles 

The most decorated in Olympic medals, ever.
In hearts and minds of...

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Talents-host and judge Simon Cowell,
Whose leadership crests with flying laurel;
Once, so impressed with the show,
Broke the AGT’s buzzer with his hardest blow....

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Good old Simon’s got quite a name
Face’s fame fits our bright gold frame
Nonetheless, the old dusty mouth
Either’d be wiped or would go south....

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Mark Zuckerberg thought he was hip
  With Facebook, in sailed his ship

    He changed it up, I'll keep this terse
 ...

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Written: October 04, 2023
ABCD Clerihew - 4 Lines                 ...

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Charles Bronson, star of "Death Wish," 
  Served punks icy-cold revenge dish.

  On body counts, he raised the ante.
 America's screen one-man vigilante...

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Simon Le Bon English singer who rocked the eighties
Three Ivor Novello Awards British Academy, maties
Duran Duran's lead singer and lyricist
Flair for poetry my favorite empiricist...

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Chadwick Boseman; a gifted soul, 
    He put his all into every single role.
   Black Panther was so groundbreaking,
When he...

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Sidney Poitier, was good at his trade,
with stellar acting skills above the grade.
Made history in 64; when he actually won,
His exceptional gift was second to...

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Simon Cowell,
Can seem a bit foul.
An extra critical talent judge,
It's hard to get his approving nudge....

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Walter Cronkite,
Waxed erudite.
For fifty-six years he reported the news,
Trusted and revered for his truthful views....

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Iconic, late Austrian physicist, Albert Einstein.
     As he aged, so did his mind, like fine wine.

  The general theory of...

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Controversial boxing legend with a distinctive lisp, "Iron Mike" Tyson.
 The sheer impact of his punch? Probably like being rammed by a Bison.
  ...

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