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Cheap Trick Poems - Poems about Cheap Trick

endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me
...endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me... like the infinite vista upon the midwestern plain farther than the eyes of mine (an ascetic and copacetic shortsighted father of tw......

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Categories: cheap trick, absence, adventure, allusion, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: cheap trick, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse



Once again the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies
...Once again, the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies..., when triumvirate (Kathleen Bergen, Pamela Floreen, and Richard Jett) constitute Grosse and Quade real estate managem......

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Categories: cheap trick, adventure, america, angst, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Jack of Hearts
... ~~~~~ The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall, the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall. The curfew had been......

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Categories: cheap trick, parody, song,
Form: Ballad
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......

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Categories: cheap trick, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



Future time traveler looks back one century ago
...Future time traveler looks back one century ago I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse, (who remained married to yours truly for about o......

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Categories: cheap trick, absence, adventure, anniversary, birth,
Form: Free verse
Norwegian Bachelor Farmer Days I Never Lived
...Norwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived Woebegone and egg foo young on you meaning me of course sidestepping a crucial positive electric kool aid battery acid test prior to pledging troth......

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Categories: cheap trick, adventure, america, appreciation, atheist,
Form: Rhyme
The Missus Upstages Grosse and Quade At Unit B44
...The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44... for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation. Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap t......

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Categories: cheap trick, america, anger, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Disappointment
...just another cheap trick posted on June 8, 2023 (written in July 2022)......

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Categories: cheap trick, loss, love, sad,
Form: Free verse
Choose a Cheap Hotel
...Now, you’ve began to vex Directing it to Rex: You and Lawless Alex, While you’d craved safe latex For the marathon sex You’d planned its huge success At Hotel De Recess... Last week, same ma......

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Categories: cheap trick, analogy, celebration, depression, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Useless
...It was the second morning of “daylight savings time,” and the change was noticeable. My BF Peter has a doctorate in applied physics, he's an expert, so I asked him, “How do they move the sun?” ......

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Categories: cheap trick, boyfriend, humor, school, science,
Form: Free verse
The Moon Commences Its' Illusion
...the moon commences its' illusion it rides the crest fully survivor of Roche's Limit survivor of human prediction filling the night with shadow my early morning walks the light in the distance ......

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Categories: cheap trick, destiny, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Bartender Oh Bartender
...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......

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Categories: cheap trick, absence, addiction, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
Variations On a Theme
...Variations On A Theme... of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter. Ach'n (ache Ken and burn'n) kickstarting existential and proverbial struggle me species......

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Categories: cheap trick, abortion, absence, abuse, age,
Form: Rhyme
While Daydreaming About Timepiece Inventors
...While daydreaming about timepiece inventors... as the figurative curtain closes on 2022 How arbitrary the assignment of seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, years... to the passage of time, ......

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Categories: cheap trick, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

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