Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago Part One

Circa April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time, yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime (moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive) stage, since (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically analogous to protracted lunchtime whereat the average offspring jetson or (daughter) Born twenty years into twenty second century alive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian give wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy lobbing power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, Homo sapiens animal husbandry hastily did wive.