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Cat Lady Poems - Poems about Cat Lady

The Cat Lady
She talks to her cats, they don't reply, But that doesn’t stop her, no need to ask why. They rule the house, with paws so neat, Demanding attention, a cozy seat. Her wardrobe's a rainbow of fur and thread, A cat-shaped mug, a pillow in red. She buys them treats, not one, but three, And when they nap, she sips her tea. Her...

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Categories: cat lady, cat,
Form: Rhyme
My Cat Lady Cookie
My cat’s name is Cookie Cookie is a cute silly little cat She is a grey tabby mix Cookie loves to play with her toy rat She always sits in the open window She watches the birds fly by The sun is her companion When it shines in the bright blue sky At night she...

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Categories: cat lady, 12th grade, cat, cute,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cat Lady Be Mine
Reputation is what others say about us, character is what we know about ourselves. Don’t be enslaved by what others say about you—Robert N Gorelick Cat Lady Be Mine Tall and svelte, kind and discrete Lovely single cat lady strolls up my street Some folks are just crabby I love you and your tabby! Cat lady be mine and life...

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Categories: cat lady, beautiful, cat, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Yellow Cat
The yellow cat sits Staring at the bird outside Contemplating lunch ...

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Categories: cat lady, bird, cat, food,
Form: Haiku
a cat lady?
A cat lady? The woman next door  is 82 waits for the cleaner  who is ten minutes late When she was 28 she was a success a problem occurred she told a friend It was done in afternoon  days of rest she could dance again The childless die twice  ...

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Categories: cat lady, abortion, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Catty Remarks
A shallow thinker of little integrity A sycophant stinker and less empathy A wanting to return to a golden age which never existed, with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage Catty remarks weird and twisted... Selflessly she married into a family, it only makes her more inspiring She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter, Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter! ...

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Categories: cat lady, america, angst, betrayal, celebrity,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Nursery Rhyme
Little kitty prowling at night What is your nemesis inside Chasing the little brown mice Scaring them to death time after time. They scamper waking fluffy puppy Who chases evading orange kitty Who scratches and runs from chasing Waking the sleeping red haired lady She chases the puppy so fluffy and white How did he get out this time His cage was locked and in...

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Categories: cat lady, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Crazy Cat Lady
It could be a neighbor, With a strange behavior, That never dare leaves her home, Or an old grandmother, Who's house makes you shudder, And never goes anywhere alone. But the crazy cat lady is easily spotted By her messy clothes and hair. Even in a large crowd, She is easily found By the cat smell that reeks in the air. When you stay at...

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Categories: cat lady, character, cool, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Cat Lady
Lady is tired ...

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Categories: cat lady, cat, sleep, together, woman,
Form: Etheree
Premium Member Speaking of Cat Lady
She is a sneaky old lady Hiding her cats in plain sight But doesn’t her boss care? He says as long as they don’t land on his desk, he is okay with it. Her co-workers are terrified of these felines. They snarl and hiss if one approaches her. Does she call them off? No. She seems to like it. Is she married? You are...

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Categories: cat lady, cat,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Merlin the Magic Cat
MEOW! cries Merlin the Magic Cat, As he pulls magic out of his hat! POOF! A lady Siamese appears! PURR-they scratch each other's ears. POOF! A service of catnip tea spread. PURR-Sip and smile, no meows are said. POOF! A coach with gold roses on it! MEOW! "Mer" reads a Shakesphere sonnet. PURRING loudly, as she smiles at him, POOF! Eight horses await his...

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Categories: cat lady, 3rd grade, adventure, cat,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Cat Lady In Cincinnati
An old lady in Cincinnati is mean, vindictive and chatty She has fifty-three kittens She calls them all Mittens It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty Written 3/19/22...

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Categories: cat lady, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Old Town Cat Lady Who Yelled
There was a dame from Westminster, Who lived her life as a spinster. She was old and gray, Yelled at cats all day, And that is why no one missed her....

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Categories: cat lady, cat, drink, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Cat Lady In Cincinnati
An old lady in Cincinnati Is mean, vindictive and chatty She has fifty-three kittens She calls them all Mittens It’s no wonder she’s frazzled and catty 2/11/22...

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Categories: cat lady, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Memoirs of a Cat Lady
“The Memoirs of a Cat Lady” you slinked onto my sunny windowsill winked with your one good eye a no-brainer, all in your face, head saucy marmalade pants bittersweet No. 1 wins the day, in my bed oh to be dominant in my realm of warmth once again Moonlight calculates the temerity of a head-over-heels One-eyed Pirate upstart heart-claiming Love Cat she remembers shameless, she silently grins (LadyLabyrinth / 2021) ...

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Categories: cat lady, love, magic, muse,
Form: Romanticism

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